After having sex with a woman with glasses you rub your dick back and forth on her glasses to clean up.
I didnt have a towel to clean up so I gave her a squeeky windshield.
by krisco5150 June 10, 2009
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The fat on top of your bicep that acts like a squeegee to wipe away sweat on your face!
John wiped away the sweat off his face with his windshield wiper!
by midgetpound3r January 31, 2010
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A man positions his ass over a girl's face and titty-fucks her while she is sticking her tongue out, thus cleansing the anus.
by Go12pack July 27, 2009
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i eat it? i i drink burger king fryer oil? i nuke ocean again? (heck you, seawonks). i execute local general with aa gun? am i the kid from up? i will now commit engulf burger.
-lil' kim (jong un), whilst enjoying some windshield wiper fluid.
by a handicap. September 7, 2022
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The act of taking a big ol' nasty poo poo all over a girls face, soon after, using your penis to wipe her face clean using a "windshield wiper" motion.
Girl: Will you give me a Winchester Windshield Wiper?

Dude: Fuck yeah!!
by OMGarealbigname January 17, 2011
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The Persian Windshield Wiper is when you ejaculate on a woman's (or if you prefer man's) face. Directly afterwords grab the shaft of your penis and flip it back and forth across her face like a windshield wiper hard enough to get the cum off, but not hard enough to break her nose.
"After I came on that bitches face, she started to complain, so I grabbed my cock and gave her a Persian Windshield Wiper"
by The Middle Eastern Sex Master February 10, 2010
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