cock-wilted

Basically any situation that turns you off and makes you go soft.

“Jessie hardcore cock-wilted me when she said she didn’t want to watch me play League of Legends.”

by 3BigBootyBitches September 6, 2021

wilted

Visionary Somali individual that can be found in servers on Discord, making his presence known.

"Yo wilted skull me"

by psuedolarp August 2, 2025

Wilting Lilly

This term is used to describe a man who is utterly overwhelmed by insignificant circumstances and who often proclaimes his discomfort loudly and expects others to sympathize with his circumstances.

Jenny: Hey Alice I haven't seen your husband today. Is he alright?

Alice: he's fine he just drank too much last night and he's really hungover. He's been in bed all day and I have to wait on him hand and foot.

Jenny: Wow, he's such a wilting Lilly.

Fred: hey Bill would you like to go fishing today?

Bill: no Fred there's a 10% chance of rain today and I don't want to risk getting pneumonia.

Fred: Geez Bill aren't you the wilting Lily.

See also:
Pussy
Pansy
Buttercup
Millennial

by The Great White Monkey January 18, 2023

Wilting

The act of stretching the urethral opening of the penis out so much that you can fit another penis (or various large objects) inside.

Friend 1: “Hey bro, do you want to have a wilting session later?”
Friend 2: “Sure dude! We can wilt so hard!”

by BananaTurtle April 22, 2024

Wilted flower

When a man’s has an orgasm and he ejaculates, then his penis becomes soft and loses its erection.

His dick became a wilted flower after sex.

by link_the_twunk August 9, 2019

Wilted vagina

Wilted vagina: the act of not having a moist meat muffin

"moisten your meat muffin! Ladies, no one likes a wilted vagina."

by Fu kingcheese May 29, 2018

Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt

A form of sexually transmitted infection caused from prolonged sheep bladder abuse. The symptoms are similar to Belles Palsy where one side of the face suffers paralysis and noticeably droops. The difference here is that one side droops, but lower in the anatomy. Specifically within the scrotum.

Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt is a condition common in the Scottish Highlands causes by sheep bladder abuse. "Seamus is limping again. Must have a wee case of Cooper's Droop."

by Spanish Lass January 23, 2012