Wesley Willis

The God who walked among us until he head-butt too many people and suffered severe trauma to the skull. Rest In Peace

I believe that nothing more needs to be said. Bow down.

by Jimmee Dean May 1, 2005

Williston

When you blow your load in your wife's piss mop then continue to go down and clean up the mess.

I don't see a problem with giving my wife a Williston. It's not like it's a stranger's mess.

by Urban wordmill January 4, 2018

Bruce Willis

Bruce Willis is without a doubt THEE hardest man alive.
He once killed 100 gangsters with a shoe lace and can piss out fire

Can also mean kick the crap outta' somebody

I'm gonner Bruce Willis your ass!

by Bruce Harris August 14, 2009

Angry Willis

A variation of the cockblock, an Angry Willis is an act of desperation usually invoked by someone who is witnessing a hookup. Rather than finding their own girl to hook up with, a male who uses the Angry Willis shouts "(insert girl's name here), I LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!)", effectively cockblocking and stealing the girl in one swift motion.

The Angry Willis is a drastic measure and should only be used in the most desperate of situations.

(Ugly guy and girl hooking up)
Ugly guy: "Oh yeah baby, time to take it to the next step"
(Uglier guy, getting desperate)
Uglier guy: "STACEY I LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Girl immediately jumps into arms of uglier guy)
Ugly guy: "Fuck... he just used an Angry Willis on me"

by Jeff Pickler November 7, 2007

willisfest

The famously British act of having a barbeque during the august bank holiday weekend that usually turns into arrogant and drunken debauchery in the evening.

Dude I'm thinking of holding a willisfest at my place this year. Round up the homies.

by Nipples McGroin September 8, 2008

willish

Having a sense of determination consistent with saying, "I will do this shit" while taking charge and having integrity with it.

It was very willish of him to do something I've never even heard him talk about and now I find him so damn desirable, wtf?

by wintergizer June 24, 2014

Williston Florida

Williston is a small town in Florida. The most awesome town. Where kids that graduate from that lil high school, that looks like a jail.. can't wait to leave! This town is segregated.. by rail road tracks. On the good side of the rail road tracks, gather up on the weekends & hit the woods. On the other side, they gather up under a tree & get high. They have kick ass resturants. If you've never been to Williston or don't know what it is, your a nobody!

Williston Florida

by southernstyle November 11, 2011