Skip to main content

50 wiper

any bowel movement where 50 wipes are required
"Gavin had to use an entire roll of toilet paper after doing a 50 wiper"

"Fred's ass was red raw after that 50 wiper"
by reuben teuge February 24, 2010
mugGet the 50 wiper mug.

wiper grenade

a wad of used toilet paper left in the toilet by some hobo.
i had to do a four stage hoborinse because someone left me a wiper grenade
by woobonova March 26, 2010
mugGet the wiper grenade mug.
Related Words
wiger Wiger Rims reverse wiger Rona Wiger wigger winger wiper WAGer winer Wier

Winer

"in war there are no winers"
"winer?"
"shut up"
by Pinguinthehouse February 19, 2022
mugGet the Winer mug.

Riley's Wager

The theory in Mario Kart stating that it is, in fact, beneficial to remain in second place throughout the course of a race, as this will allow the player to avoid incoming Blue Shells, while simultaneously putting them in an advantageous position to overtake the first place racer when appropriate.
Person 1: "How did you win the circuit by coming in second place in every race?"

Person 2: "Simple, I merely applied Riley's Wager to my strategy. You mad bro?"
by Philosogamer50 December 4, 2011
mugGet the Riley's Wager mug.

one wiper

when you take a dump and are able to cleanly leave the toilet after only one butt wipe. Technically a "no-wiper" because the one wipe was just a confidence check. Living on the wild side would be rolling the dice and not wiping at all.
I was upset when I had to poop after I just took a shower, but I was less irritated when it turned out to be a one wiper.
by Merterer December 5, 2012
mugGet the one wiper mug.

on faith no wiper

A bowel movement that is so solid and so smooth that you have the utmost confidence that it did not leave any remnants in your crack.... thus leaving you to assume that wiping would merely be a waste of time.
My poop was so great that I chalked it up as an on faith no wiper. Boy was I wrong, I should have wiped. Lucky for me I was wearing brown underwear.
by wordman55 September 3, 2013
mugGet the on faith no wiper mug.

e-z wider

a brand of rolling papers, most commonly associated with use in marijuana joints rather than hand-rolled cigarettes
"Yeah, one pack of e-z widers."
Convenience store owner snickers.
"Blazin' tonight?"
"You know it."
by flyinbrownie June 1, 2006
mugGet the e-z wider mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email