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whitey

someone who becomes invisible standing against a white wall, because of their freaky white skin. e.g.- Sean Norris. They bleed Tippex.
by Goode December 11, 2003
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On the whitey

Glasgow (Scotland) slang: Being sick, usually due to excessive consumption of alcohol.
David: Mind that time Joe was on the whitey?
Brendan: Hahaha, he was properly fucked, lying on the floor of that guy's bathroom!
by Brendan November 30, 2005
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whitey

a person who is extremely white, or acts extremely white (highly pronounced 'r's clutches purse when a black person walks by, speaks crappy "spanish" at parties, etc.)
one little, two little, three little whiteys
four little, five little, six little whiteys
seven little, eight little, nine little whiteys
ten little whitey pricks

non- white person: hey whitey!
whitey: hi (calls the cops)
by witech!k May 16, 2010
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whitey

1. A semi-intelligent cracker, often rich,unhip and equally without talent but is still forced on the masses as the next best thing to come along since pork rinds where put into bags, and sold at liqour stores all over the hood.

2. A rich and powerful Whiteman, That can't find osmama or w.o.m.d in an empty wherehouse.
I saw that Whitey has her own reality show with her flunkey in tow.

Whitey was on the news last night, still trying to make excuses for going to war for oil.

I hope our troops come home soon., Man Whitey's trippin.
by oxxx cocheeba October 29, 2005
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WHITEY

Artist who goes by the real name of Nathan Joseph White and stage name of WHITEY.
Artist whose Albums include: Canned Laughter, The Light at the End of the tunnel is a Train, Great Shakes.
Artist whose music seduces the ears and infects the body with dance-omania
Dude, is that God's voice I hear?" "No men, that is the epic sound of WHITEY
by Godot. May 1, 2011
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whitey

Verb - The action of cutting oneself vigorously while screaming like a banshee on steroids.

Person - Crazy cracker who pisses on cars and see's things. Known to have severe ADD and is prone to pulling artificial Whitey's for the sake of stuff. Also is the amazing entrepeneur who has made the anal cough lozenge.
That Bitch made me so mad i had to pull a Whitey
by The WHITEY November 9, 2008
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pulled a whitey

if you smoke too much weed causing you to get fucked up real bad
"last night was so crazy, cant believe the weed was so strong that i pulled a whitey
by trustmedaddy August 28, 2015
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