Wheatpuff

To become flatulent after eating wheat due to the fact that one is wheat intolerant.

That sure was an impressive wheatpuff!

Alright! Who just wheatpuffed?

I ate pizza last night. Now I seriously need to wheatpuff.

by HorizonGazing November 16, 2010

whatasperience

That ultimate, most amazing experience in your lifetime when you walk into a Whataburger and take that bite into your burger in which you have the best orgasm and mouthgasm all at once.

Lindsey goes to Whataburger everyday just to have a whatasperience.

by Whatatexanman December 12, 2018

Whataboutjanuarysixthism

(Noun) A specific type of whataboutism (logical fallacy) that is used in response from woke and left-leaning users on Twitter any time something trends that makes woke politics look bad. Usually includes pictures of the events from the US Capitol riot on January 6th, 2021.

Anytime they don't like the way the conversation is going, they immediately defer to whataboutjanuarysixthism so they don't have to respond to the issue at hand.

by Salty Florida Man June 28, 2021

whatadouche

NOUN; a quick and often unnoticed way to insult someone being a douche bag.

man 1: "oprah rocks my world, man"
man 2: "whatadouche"
(other people standing around laugh at man 1)
man 1: "excuse me?"

by B.E. Prater April 22, 2008

Wheat Sheef

Wheat Sheafing is a term used to secretly expressing that you are currently engaged in an act of sexuallity without the other person(s) involved knowing you are exposing your current situation.

It was derived from the Miller family traditions so that when a girl and boy like each other very much they would go and engage in sexual intercourse in the wheat fields so that their parents couldn't find them. So when people asked where they were going they would respond using the code word wheat sheef.

This was first established in the 1800s when Dusty Millers daughter Michelle Lyndsay Miller was at the age of 16 and was fancying a big time kanoodle with Master Billy Baker. As Michelle and Billy were running like the wind to the wheat field they bumped into her best friend Miss Anna Warburton, and the conv went as follows:

"weeeeeeeeeeeee ye olde flangeeeaty where are you to popping off to"

"erm me and Billy were just off wheat sheefing flangeat"

"ooooooo ;) no probs see u later"

And right then and there an easy anti cock block expression was formed.

Your banging getting your booty pounded and your best friend calls you cell phone... you answer (cock in vag) and say the 2 vital words "wheat sheef" and hang up, she gets the picture the guy has no idea what your on about u could use one of many excuses if he does question your wheat sheefing (a.k.a wheefing):

... it was a cross word answer
... private joke
... what flour to use in a seedy batch loaf

chances are he is to occpied to notice any way x

by flangeatey June 1, 2011

Whataya

It means what (do you,are you,have or did you....etc)
You can use any other subjects such as:
(I,she or he...etc)

Whataya want?

Nothing, just gimme a hand to fix that car engine

by Kage Maro 2008 March 9, 2015

Wheat toast

People who have nothing interesting about them and have nothing interesting to say.

How could you date her? She is so wheat toast.

by Kidneybean00 February 5, 2017