wetookies

what samoas taste like or any other cookie that is grossly chewy, almost tasting wet without dipping it in any liquid.
Wet Cookies=wetookies

Brianna is in love with the taste of wetookies without milk.

by wetookies April 16, 2023

WTODA

Whack the old dong around.

Enrico Palazzo: Hey Wade, big plans tonight?
Wade: Not really. Probably just pornhub and WTODA.

by kcco62 October 20, 2023

wetdogfood

Wetdogfood is where you have a serious case of diarrhoea and you shit uncontrollable in your dogs mouth to feed it

I fed my dog wetdogfood

by Negro1438475382 February 19, 2025

Alabama Wetdown

The act of pissing on someone.

Me: You from Alabama?
Redneck: I do declare.
Me: Pee one me.
Redneck: Oh you wanting that Alabama Wetdown ain’t ya boy!

by Audi0sl4v3 June 30, 2022

Shallow the Wetdog

Shallow the Wetdog (Shallow), is an alternate dimension counterpart of Shadow the Hedgehog from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise. Shallow has a simular appearance to Shadow but has white fur and a hair strand. He owns premium GUCCI shoes as well. He's often seen smoking grape lolipops but is willing to smoke any flavor. He's not serious at all, is pretty edgy, and takes everything like a parody. He's also a shitter and posts memes on instagram. He has the abilities of super speed, super strength, teleportation, interdimensional travel, levitation, ki powers, a rage mode which makes churros cry out of his eyes, etc. He hops around dimensions and universes fooling around because he believes that's the only thing to do in life. He commonly takes then role of a pizza guy delivering pizzas interdimensionally. One famous place he apeared in was the lost episode of I Carly where he was a pizza guy. It's unknown if he possesses immortality but he doesn't seem to age nor seems to have a known birth date. He's very chaotic neutral in nature and only does what he thinks is funny. Known information is very complicated.

"Yoo Shallow the Wetdog is awesome!"

by Can Opener 86 October 4, 2021