Freud's Wet Dream

The phrase is commonly said when a person has a "Freudian Slip".

Boy A: "I can't wait till I'm sexteen".
Boy B: "Don't you mean sixteen".
Boy A: "Oh crap woops".
Boy B: "Dude you would be Freud's wet dream".

Freud's Wet Dream by The Big LeGasp February 23, 2011

Reverse wet dream 

Instead of receiving affections in a wet dream your giving someonelse affections.

Dude i had a reverse wet dream where i ate sarah out it was so hot

Reverse wet dream by Senpaiofall May 24, 2019

santa's wet dream 

White chocolate martini with a candy cane rim job

Can I get you ladies anything. 2 of Santa's Wet Dreams, please.

santa's wet dream by Santa's Baby December 9, 2018

American Wet Dream 

Blonde, great smile, big breasts, firm ass, 18 years old and great at blowjobs. Truly the pinnacle of beauty in the Land of the Free.

In the pursuit of happiness, one always strives to attain the American Wet Dream.

American Wet Dream by HaydenPennyfeather March 3, 2011

Lady Wet Dream 

When a woman is dreaming of a man in her sleep or thinking of him in bed and is very turned on. She becomes so turned on that she has an orgasm, this may or may not wake her up from her slumber but she is aware of the sensation. And most importantly a lwd results from thought not touch.

Anna's boyfriend went on a business trip so she has lady wet dreams about him every night.

Claire's date not putting out resulted in her having numerous lady wet dreams last night.

Lady Wet Dream by RedPinkWhite November 24, 2010

I have a wet dream

Progressive plan to move the world forward from leaning towards the anarchy extreme of the liberty spectrum to the tyranny extreme of the spectrum to mould the world closer to the heart's desired order: more democracy, freedom of agreement,

I have a wet dream: reorganizing the world so everyone is made to be perfectly equal, think correctly, and tolerate everything.

I have a wet dream by ever Be Sure January 23, 2013

You could ruin a wet dream 

Ruining something good by adding an unnecessary comment.

Dude, you could ruin a wet dream.

You could ruin a wet dream by Skirt June 27, 2022