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werewolf feet 

Ugly feet. Usually long and boney. Person has wolf nails.
Mark thought Jane was one of the most attractive women he had ever seen. Until one day he unexpectedly got a glance at her feet while she was brushing her teeth. In disbelief and horror, suddenly the wedding plans were put on hold. Jane had werewolf feet!

Mark (looking for comfort) "Man, I didn't see it coming."

Jake (friend on cell) "Well as long a she's not digging up holes in your yard, I think you should give her a second chance."

Second sentence: "Please be kind to people with werewolf feet."
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Werewolf Ballin 

To achieve a wildly successful result when purposefully attempting to fail. – verb: (used without object) to Werewolf Ball.
Usage: “ Jonathan got a strike with his eyes closed! He was Werewolf Ballin!”

Related forms
Werewolf ball-er, noun
Werewolf Ballin by seand999 October 21, 2011

Werewolf Boyfriend 

Similar to a puppy boyfriend, a loving, affectionate boyfriend but who is seen as scarier, typically taller, maybe even more mature, and is very possessive over you. In another perspective, a very edgy Puppy Boyfriend who is a little toxic/mean, typically to other people besides their partners. Someone who would stand up and fight for you and maybe even growl.
She is so lucky to have a Werewolf Boyfriend to protect and love her!
Werewolf Boyfriend by MochaPuppy November 16, 2020

werewolf sex 

Used as a term, thrown out of thin air to express that which is kinky and sexual.
Man that bitch is STEAMY. I wish she would tie me up and beat me with chains for my pleasure....werewolf sex!
werewolf sex by TheNativez April 21, 2007

Werewolf Boy 

A boy who looks older than they are or grows beard at younger age than most.
Jason came back from spring break and now is a total werewolf boy.

Carter's beard makes him look like a werewolf boy.
Werewolf Boy by LOL O's March 27, 2019

werewolf country 

A place of town known for STD infested prostitutes.
Baldwin Park is part of werewolf country.
werewolf country by hpbreath July 12, 2009

werewolf eyes 

Dark hairy nipples that bare some resemblance to the eyes of a werewolf.
-hey.

-whats up?

-did you fuck that armenian chick last night?

-yeah.

-how was it?

-it was cool, until she took off her shirt.

-whats wrong with that?

-bitch was sportin werewolf eyes, i still got one of hairs stuck on the back of my tongue.

-huh.