But I'm not wearing a clown suit

A statement that serves as an acknowledgement among vendors that no matter how amazing a finished product is, the client will invariably find something to complain about or request a change that actually makes it worse. The client does so while wearing a metaphorical clown suit.

We just completed the client's new website, and it exceeded their specifications in every way. I think it turned out great, but I'm not wearing a clown suit.

by conkspotter November 28, 2011

Wearing socks

If your wearing socks, you can let your homie buttfuck you but it still won't be gay.

"Jimmy slided his dick in me. But we were wearing socks and we said no homo so we're not gay."

by Massive PEEN boy March 8, 2021

Wearing your dick on your sleeve

The act of being obvious in your intentions to have sex with a woman so as to avoid entering the friend zone.

This method could mean the difference between a man spending months of time, energy, and money on a girl only to be told, "I really like you a lot, but I don't want to ruin the friendship we have." , and finding out immediately whether or not he might be getting laid and if he should continue his endeavors to do so with this woman.

nice guy: You know that beautiful girl I've been chasing for months? She just friend-ed me.

Friend: You should have been wearing your dick on your sleeve, man. You could have saved a lot of time and moved on to the next girl.

by Sanewma January 8, 2012

Wearing It

Feeling like shit or being hung over.

"Your're wearing it"
"You're such a wear"
"I just wore it in math class"

by Jude Tortorella December 28, 2005

Wearing the Crimson Mask

This is a "mask" that a person wears when they have been thoroughly beaten to the point where there whole face is covered in blood.

In Rocky 4, Apollo Creed was wearing the crimson mask before he died.

by Inspector Gadget September 7, 2004

You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes.

1. Expression for for doing something foolish or unnecessary.

2. Possessing an item that serves no purpose and/or is useless.

Person: "I just bought some new alien detecting binoculars"
Me: "You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes."

by Sheppison September 18, 2010

"I'm not wearing those pants."

When something is uncomfortable or awkward, and you want to avoid it, or change the subject.

Someone says:
How did your date last night go?
You say:
"I'm not wearing those pants."

by nicole szanto February 6, 2007