envelope

You dumbass, cant you figure it out... you send your mail in it! duhh!!

I'm so dumb i dont know what the word "envelope" means.

by grubin August 4, 2003

Envelope Face

When somone with bushy eyebrows makes an angry face, it looks like an envelope.

"Don't scrunch up your face like that, someone might mistake you for an envelope face!"

by Mazzoid December 26, 2005

weedvelope

when your dealer runs out of baggies, and so sells you weed in an envelope.

Yo tricksta, can I get an 8th?

-Sure... oh shit, I just used up my last baggie, looks like you're going to have to get the weedvelope

Dag, yo.

by Whatevs May 14, 2006

envelopey

(adj) the word envelopey has nothing to do with the word envelope. It means to be loud and obnoxious.

If these freshman don't stop being so envelopey, then ........

by Envelopey Syed Ahmed June 7, 2009

envELOPE

A paper document-slipcover dat contains a large check, passport, or other important item dat permits you to clandestinely run off wif yer sweetheart and get married.

In da 1924 Harold Lloyd movie "Girl Shy", da publisher's $3000 advance-royalty check arrived in an envELOPE for da currently-of-merely-da-working-class Harold; he realized dat da money would allow him to marry his rich-girl heart-throb, even if her parents would have reservations about a union of such unequal social status.

by QuacksO November 23, 2020

Manilla Envelope

Someone incredibly dull and boring who has very 'safe' tastes and no personality.

"John is so lame..."
-"Yea, that guy is a manilla envelope."

by Teeto86 April 19, 2010

Gas envelope

When a male or female licks the rectum and drags the tongue across the entire butt crack. It is often used with a rim job.

She went down on me and licked from my balls to the entire gas envelope.

by Jimmy2Shits December 1, 2021