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beef wellington

Two men wrap their penises in shrinkwrap and stand face to face. Each man takes turns slapping the other's penis with their hand until one of the men gets an erection. Whoever gets the erection loses!
Tony and Mike won't stop playing beef wellington!
by mjmjmj56 March 7, 2009
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Wellington

place. Only the best city in New Zealand! Struth! From the beehive-shaped legislative buildings to the furnicular railroad that takes you down to the cricket rink there is little about Wellington that won't stop your heart with its grandeur.

Taken off the natives by enterprising Europeans in the seventeenth century, Wellington was rapidly developed into a pasture for sheep.

Rugby is played a bit but the terrain isn't really favourable and the people are more likely to follow lawn bowling or rounders.
Wellington is nearly as pretty as Christchurch and, with a good bit of work, could be as interesting as Auckland.

Without the first-class rugby.

Right.
by gnostic 1 December 10, 2012
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Wallington County Grammar School

Wallington County Grammar School is a school who think that they are smart but are actually really stupid. They also are extremely terrible at rugby and can't pull any of the girl's schools around.
Billy Bob: You heard of that school called Wallington County Grammar School?
Oliver Chimp: Them man can't get any gyal still you know XD
by mr deekhed October 23, 2017
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Beef Wellington

When a gentleman inserts his leg into a ladyfriend up to the knee.
The only acceptable time for a man to shave his legs is in preparation for a beef wellington
by Andy_Alphabitz August 14, 2009
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Beef Wellington

A term that identifies a guy who is hot or good looking. Usually wears tight jeans, checkered shirts and band shirts. May have piercings, flesh tunnels and tattoos. Their hair should be fairly long with a fringe. It helps if they have a good music taste.
You are with a group of people and you're walking down the street. You spot a guy, that you think is looking good, so you state to your friends 'Beef Wellington!'.
by BicciIsSexy January 4, 2011
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Duke Wellington

fecal matter derived from a human anus a.k.a. shit,crap,poop,poo,doo,deuce. Often shortened to "Wellington"
Yo, I need to drop a Duke Wellington.
Check out this gargantuan Wellington.
by morkfard May 4, 2003
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Wellington

A wide, gaping vagina, reminiscent of a trusty rubber boot.
Given that Sandra was sporting a Wellington, Bernard was left with only a shallow suspicion that he was in fact having sex.
by BennyBwai September 23, 2011
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