The holy tradition of knowingly abstaining from using any marijuana products during the weekdays (otherwise known as the weed), and indulging in marijuana products for the duration of the weedkend. The weedkend starts when you wake up on Friday and ends when you go to sleep on sunday, not when the clock strikes midnight, a common misconception.
If the weedkends are broken, there must be a consequence, the consequence is to be decided by you when you first start abiding by the weedkends and to be upheld when they are broken. It's important to remember that if the weekends are broken, all is not lost for the weedkends are about bettering yourself, so after you break the weedkends, it is important to not dwell on your past failure, but to be reinvigorated for your future success.
If the weedkends are broken, there must be a consequence, the consequence is to be decided by you when you first start abiding by the weedkends and to be upheld when they are broken. It's important to remember that if the weekends are broken, all is not lost for the weedkends are about bettering yourself, so after you break the weedkends, it is important to not dwell on your past failure, but to be reinvigorated for your future success.
Jim: Charles rip this doob.
Charles: no can do Jimbo, I abide by the weedkends, and today is a Tuesday. The next time I'll be smoking weed is for my weekly wake and bake on Friday morning bright and early.
Jim: What do you mean?
Charles: Well you see Jim it's a sacrifice, a testament to the will of man, it's what separates us from the animals Jim, and you're right, at the end of the day it is half as much, but God damnit if it's not twice as nice.
Jim: When you put it like that, the weekends seems like a great idea, in fact, I'm going to start abiding right now!
Charles: I'm happy to hear it Jim, but don't underestimate the challenge, the weedkends are not an easy thing. But when you find your balance, the true value will be known to you.
Charles: no can do Jimbo, I abide by the weedkends, and today is a Tuesday. The next time I'll be smoking weed is for my weekly wake and bake on Friday morning bright and early.
Jim: What do you mean?
Charles: Well you see Jim it's a sacrifice, a testament to the will of man, it's what separates us from the animals Jim, and you're right, at the end of the day it is half as much, but God damnit if it's not twice as nice.
Jim: When you put it like that, the weekends seems like a great idea, in fact, I'm going to start abiding right now!
Charles: I'm happy to hear it Jim, but don't underestimate the challenge, the weedkends are not an easy thing. But when you find your balance, the true value will be known to you.
by Popadonpapa December 3, 2020
Get the The Weedkend mug.In the US, a long weekend is defined as days off from working for an employer Friday through Sunday, or alternatively, Saturday through Monday. A Moser weekend is defined explicitly as having an extra day off on Thursday, equating to days off from work Thursday through Sunday.
If you need anything from me this week, please notify me by end of day Wednesday as I'm taking a Moser weekend.
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by grinder2 January 9, 2011
Get the operation boish weekend mug.A weekend that is consumed with such a high level of partying and excess that it is most certainly lost to memory and in some strange away even to serious consequences. Lost weekends are generally positive on the whole, although they often include elements of close calls, extreme emotion, physical pain and over doing it. Lost Weekends are typically on calendar weekends, when the release from workaday restraints serves to further fuel a two- to three-day period of debauchery.
Joe: Hey man, remember that time we went up to that festival and brought all those shrooms? Bob: Damn, yeah, wow...it's pretty fogging. Talk about a Lost Weekend.
Or, looking ahead:
Are you headed to Trent's wedding in October? With the combination of stout lads and heavy drinks on that guest list, it's sure to be a Lost Weekend.
Or, looking ahead:
Are you headed to Trent's wedding in October? With the combination of stout lads and heavy drinks on that guest list, it's sure to be a Lost Weekend.
by Salvatorparadise August 27, 2013
Get the Lost Weekend mug.Refers to a weekend (or other extended period of liesure time) spent with "just the guys," for the purpose of fishing, hunting, card playing, etc., that inadvertantly
culminates with sexual acts with each other, always with the stipulation of no homo before the act.
culminates with sexual acts with each other, always with the stipulation of no homo before the act.
Tim, Billy, Gordon, and I are leaving for a hillbilly weekend on Friday. I can't wait -- ever since Stacy left me last month, I feel like I'm gonna explode. My arm fucking hurts...
by Dharma Midget October 20, 2016
Get the hillbilly weekend mug.a term once used by barbers to politely ask a customer if they would like to buy a packet of condoms.
Years ago it was illegal for shops to trade on a Sunday and most shops only opened for a few hours on a Sat morning also most local chemists only opened Mon - Fri. Men would often visit the barbers on a Friday evening to tidy them selves up for a date or evening in with the wife etc. the barber would usually offer the condoms as an add on sale at the end, by saying either "Would Sir like anything for the weekend?" or "something for the weekend, Sir?"
by hteb78 September 13, 2013
Get the something for the weekend, Sir? mug.The friend everyone has who can't control their drug/booze intake. After they have passed out you have to carry their body from one party to the next.
by Mark C. August 28, 2005
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