weezer

a person that is a virgin and has no bitches

Daria is such a weezer

by shinigamiishot January 1, 2023

Weezer

A band that used to be good, but no longer is.

Man, Blue and Pinkerton are awesome, but Weezer really screwed it up with Green, Maladroit, and Make Believe.

by idio May 22, 2005

weezer

a weezer is a man dick and that is what someone at school told me

stop touch another guys weezer

by suck my johnson April 30, 2007

weezer

An extremely mediocre band that was the precurser to the emo/indie explosion in the US. Their music can range from light-hearted and fun songs about lesbians to the whiny and extremely annoying songs about lesbians.

Weezer is also note-worthy for the fact that they have been kicked out of everry musical genre they have attempted to become a part of. First they were kicked out of nerdcore, then they were kicked out of emo, then they were kicked out of the muppets. It's kinda sad really.

Weezer is not the worst band ever, but they're certainly not the best.

by Mattersy January 20, 2005

Weezer

Loser

Yo that kid Johnny is a weezer

by It’s ya boy narco May 9, 2018

Weezer

A Pixies tribute band.

I like Pixies, imma stick on my new Weezer album.

by hmmmmmmm111 May 2, 2009

weezer

A great emo band that's best album is by far their self titled CD, commonly referred to as "The Blue Album". Ignore some of the other idiots who think they are too cool and 'hardcore' for Weezer.

Say It Ain't So, My Name Is Jonas, The Sweater Song, Only In Dreams, and In The Garage are some of the best Weezer songs.

by TylerDurden2001 April 15, 2003