Underwater Basket Weaving

Something to write on sweat pants if there is nothing else to, often followed by numbers 1-7 no one knows where this practice comes from however it is largely considered random without cause and just because/ why not?

I don't know what to put on the sweatpants!
me neither!
how about underwater basket weaving then the numbers 1-7?
sounds good buddy

by mchch September 8, 2009

willow weaving

Following a one night stand where the lady ends up with cum in her hair, this is the process of gathering the crusty chunks of her hair into a loose plait or pony tail before the walk of shame

This guy blew so much spunk into my hair last night that I had to do some serious willow weaving befor3 getting out of there

by Alan Morissette January 2, 2018

isabella weaving

Isabella weaving is an incredible person and is very loyal to the one she loves when you first look at her she is hyper and happy but deepdown she is insecure and depressed.Isabella weaving will always be there for you no matter what she cares for everyone and has a pure heart

John: “damn that gurl is so nice but i think there is more to her that meets the eye”
Linda: “that must be an isabella weaving”

by ✨issy✨ November 3, 2020

Badasket Weaving

The official hobby for a Badass.

Badasket Weaving is to Badassery as Bitchcraft is to Bitchery.

by TheDoctor303 November 19, 2020

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)

Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?

by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

if i beat it i aint wearing a johnny

Its a term forin people use

person 1: Are you gonna have sex with that girl?
person 2: yea
person 1: Are you wearing a condom
person 2: If i beat it i aint wearing a johnny

by Muffin90210 February 15, 2022

duck wearing a wonderbra

A duck wearing a wonderbra refers to a very unlikely event.

My going out with you is as likely as a duck wearing a wonderbra.

by Cranberry Bob November 26, 2019