Watermelon

Green on the outside, red on the inside.

Basically most environmentalist extremists, particularly global warming alarmists.

Watermelon: "we need to put a price on carbon!"

Person: "fuck off you socialist/commie douchebag"

by UziSuicide101 August 19, 2010

watermeloning

a word that refers to an incredibly stupid statement and/or including the word 'watermelon' or any other related fruit.

Person 1: "I might go pick up a book on how to read."
Person 2: "Dude, stop watermeloning. Come have some fruit and yogurt."

by Skitzo Dancer A April 6, 2008

WATERMELON

A "WATERMELON" WOMAN IS A WOMAN WHO IS SWEET BUT HAVE TOO MANY SEEDS. SEEDS BEING CHILDREN.

"HEY MAN, YOU SEE THAT GIRL OVER THERE?"

"YEA MAN, I KNOW HER..SHE'S A WATERMELON...SWEET THOUGH BUT DAMN SHE HAVE TOO MANY SEEDS"

"FOR REAL....HOW MAN KIDS SHE GOT?"

by www.myspace.com/allhaters March 24, 2009

watermelon

old people sex.

watermelon is wet and cruchy.
ew.

by brittanyxbizarre June 23, 2008

watermelon

summer at its finest 🍉🍉

summer is watermelon

by Bestie4ever June 7, 2021

Watermelon

An evil creature that must be stopped

Watermelon man: *Kills water melon*

Melons: *seek revenge*

by Dom's shiny booty cheeks October 29, 2020

Watermelon

A fat black guy

I saw this massive watermelon walking down main street.

by School black kid June 6, 2022