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lobster washer

Used as an alternate term for a BJQ.
Kristi wouldn't sleep with me, but that girl is one helluva lobster washer.
by Fletchilicious September 13, 2009
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get-er-in-get-er-out-get-er-home-get-er-washed

Literal meaning - having quick questionable sex and leaving quickly to wash "it." But also refers to trying to get actions completed quickly. Saying originates from a village in Ireland.
me - did you tap that ugly bitch last nite?
friend - yeh.. had a get-er-in-get-er-out-get-er-home-get-er-washed
by Assburger Jenkins November 18, 2009
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Washed

-adjective
A term used to describe a general feeling of exhaust, tiredness and lack of motivation. For example, after a long day at work, one may experience the feeling of being washed.

It is often used to describe a feeling obtained after smoking marijuana or day-drinking.
Sarah: Yo Chelsea, you down to go out and get wasted tonight?

Chelsea: Maybe another night, I'm super washed today.
by ilovemyducks February 26, 2010
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Washed

You’re a n00b or trying to do something that is completely out of your depth / element.

Can also mean that you can no longer keep up with others who are more hip, experienced, or cooler than you. You’re past your prime.
You can’t go sockless wearing Nike Element 87s bro; you’re so washed.
by EvilMaldito October 11, 2018
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white washed

An absurd, patronizing term used for non-white (usually black) people who don't fulfill their negative racial stereotypes. This term insultingly implies that one's ethnic identity is mutually exclusive to the lifestyle and respect that a white person can expect in his or her lifetime.
Ignorant D-bag: "Sarah's black and she speaks proper English and pays her bills on time, she's so white washed."
by JumbleJumble May 10, 2011
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mr. washee washee

A funny Asian laundry service owner from the hit series Family Guy. He charges 5 cents every time the door at his store goes "bing-bong!"
Herro, my name Mr. Washee Washee! Every bing-bong 5 cent!!!!
by SweetDoggyM January 14, 2016
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washed

What one feels the day after getting completely stoned. One feels tired, lazy, and even the slightest movement requires immense effort due to the amount of tiredness. Some feel recurrences of their high when they're washed.
"dude, i cant go to her house, im waay too washed."
by John November 23, 2003
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