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Woodsfield Wallop

Similar to a donkey punch, but usually performed with a family member. The male has inbred sex with a 1st cousin or closer relation & as he ejaculates, punches said family member in the back of the head. In some cases, also followed with a Cleveland Steamer for good measure.
Q - What the hell is wrong with those cross eyed kids down the street?

A - Oh nothing, their mom just got Woodsfield Wallopped by her cousin Jim Bob.
by Poopy McPoopwell February 20, 2013
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wall walloping

the act of "walloping" a persons facebook wall, or perhaps their myspace wall. typically involves a large group of people, who simultaneously comment on one wall post, event, or activity of one of their friends. the group continues to do so until the notifications for the person being walloped reach about 100. followed by a victorious fist pump by all involved, excluding the individual who was walloped
Some guys wall walloped my facebook, and now my computer is frozen.

"Dude, we need to do some serious wall walloping today"
by littlejohn12345 April 6, 2010
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hot wallop

it is a sock that is stuffed with shit
you take a shit in a sock and then slap someone across the face with the hot wallop
by kyle d fleming March 4, 2008
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wallow

The act of doing an assortment of activities such as; watching sappy movies, eating absurd amounts of junk food, crying, sleeping, and talking with friends after a particuarly bad break up. Usually directed towards girls. It helps get over the pain of breaking up by taking usually a few days of this to get over the significant other.
After the break up with Andrew, Laura spent the rest of her vacation wallowing in her house.
by Katharin December 28, 2005
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wallored out

An opening that is deformed from it's original shape. Usually in reference to holes that are no longer round.
She was so wallored out that I had to move side to side so she could feel it.
by BBoE May 2, 2006
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COD wallop

v. The striking action which is required to distract a Call of Duty player from the screen.
Stuart was blanking me playing that bloody game again, so he got a COD wallop across the lugs.
by ka22a November 14, 2009
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wallowed out

A descriptive word for any butt hole that no longer retains it's original shape after a ridiculous amount of anal penetration.
That bitch's all wallowed out!
by Goju_ 246 June 25, 2014
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