hisokas waifu

Hisoka's Waifu is Viola ⏝👄⏝ Bungee Gum has the properties of both rubber and gum.🤤👏 Stay back Machi gRrrRrRrRRrrrrrrrRrr🤬 TERESA AND BRIANNA I WROTE YOUR NAME IN MY DEATH NOTE 📓✍️ sawarasenai🥰kimi😸wa⛓️shouj0👻na💅no?✨böKù🌸Wâ🧚ÿARiçHiñ🤴BįCChī😾ńO😩oSû🚣Dà🎉YO💦

hisokas waifu is a fat ass simp👀

by Hisokaslut November 24, 2020

no Waifu no Laifu

A motto or creed in which ur significant other means the world to u and without them ur life has no meaning

Him:Its OK if you need a break I'll wait for you

Her: but why would u put yourself through all that knowing I might never feel the same
Him: isnt it obvious ... No waifu no laifu

by Star Guardian X January 8, 2017

Waifu Hell

Waifu Hell is the best Hell group ever

"Look son, that guy is a Waifu Hell member. That guy is awesome."

by Itoshiki July 6, 2018

Waifu Winter

Waifu Winter is the time of the year when winter strikes and your Waifu is required to wear and cute outfit winter themed

Waifu Winter starts December 3rd

by Mr.Gay4321 November 3, 2020

Waifu Pilled

Being waifu pilled means you don't take an interest in real women you just love anime girls

Dexter rejected sophie because hes in love with Zero Two, hes very waifu pilled

by Shlumped out September 2, 2022

Schrodinger's Waifu

One who claims to both have a waifu decided and to have no waifu at all

My friend has Schrodinger's Waifu and he cannot decide on what to do

Person A: “I’ve come down with a case of Schrodinger’s Waifu and need help deciding on what to do”
Person B: you’re a fucking weeb

by Yung Lad October 22, 2020

Waifu Dysphoria

An existential emotion describing one's loss of will to live after realizing they will never have a cute asian girlfriend.

He's never getting a girlfriend, he's going through Waifu dysphoria.

by NytheHeart November 27, 2017