Soft Waft

The dialogue starter with someone whom you need something from in a non threatening fashion.

I soft wafted my boss about that Adam Sandler concert this coming weekend, she said go for it!

by anonymous October 9, 2023

Waft

A stinky fart

Person 1: wafts

Person 2: woooweeee that stinks like fart

by FootFungus420 January 25, 2021

Waft

The collective noun for a group of clunge/fanny

The lads gawped as a load of clunge wafted past

by Jeza July 8, 2022

Penis Waft

A shart coming out of your penis

I have a Penis Waft

by SmogzV2 March 30, 2022

log waft

The smell of a fart that is identical to the rancid shit you will take soon thereafter and thus a warning to all who share a bathroom with you.

Dude, that log waft needs to be taken outside now, and warn me when you use the shitter.

by drstevenwerose March 24, 2022

Mein Waft

A horrid piece of writing

Jesus Christ who wrote Mein Waft???

by B0N3KILL3R34 August 2, 2021

Doggie Waft

The faint smell of poo when you are having sexual intercourse doggie style.

I was pumping this slapper the other night, her doggie waft was horrendous.

by Doggie101 February 24, 2022