waf

The colloquial abbreviation for : what a flop

*insert name* waf, lol!!!

by Mirataku February 5, 2008

waf

Wet ass floppa

Kimbo likes to be a total waf.

by Danek. July 3, 2021

WAF

Weird as F***: WAF is used to describe someone or something is weird to such a high extent. weird af as fuck

"Dude I'm not eating fish on a pizza, that's waf!"

by sourloser December 30, 2014

WAF

"WAF" Acronym for Weird As Fuck. Used when you see someone so weird no other word describes them but WAF. If you or someone you know is so weird that it hurts they are a WAF. Beware WAF qualities are contagious.

Sumeya saw Barry grunt and hit a wall without warning; Barry is a WAF.

by MeyaMia June 11, 2016

WAF

Worthless as Fuck

That kid is so WAF

by StephenKingRocks100 June 13, 2016

WAF (Weaponized Ass Fucker)

A hitman/hooker combination that you hire to rape then kill a target.

“My coworker is absolute asshole. I hired a WAF (weaponized ass fucker) to take him out”

by Paul Phinebaum August 12, 2021

Waffing

The non-voluntary form of fart ingestion used for sexual purposes. The waffee is taken by surprise, either during sleep or held down by the waffter who emits a loud and usually smelly fart into the waffee's mouth.

"The hotel maid walked in on me and Mikey while I was waffing him. What a scene".

by Cocoa & the Butfelchers May 22, 2016