waf

The colloquial abbreviation for : what a flop

*insert name* waf, lol!!!

by Mirataku February 5, 2008

WAF

Weird as F***: WAF is used to describe someone or something is weird to such a high extent. weird af as fuck

"Dude I'm not eating fish on a pizza, that's waf!"

by sourloser December 30, 2014

WAF

"WAF" Acronym for Weird As Fuck. Used when you see someone so weird no other word describes them but WAF. If you or someone you know is so weird that it hurts they are a WAF. Beware WAF qualities are contagious.

Sumeya saw Barry grunt and hit a wall without warning; Barry is a WAF.

by MeyaMia June 11, 2016

WAF (Weaponized Ass Fucker)

A hitman/hooker combination that you hire to rape then kill a target.

“My coworker is absolute asshole. I hired a WAF (weaponized ass fucker) to take him out”

by Paul Phinebaum August 12, 2021

WAF

“Woke As Fuck”

Wow, that Matt Sheehan is WAF (alt. WAD woke ass dude)

by Av1227 June 2, 2018

WAF

Wet Ass Fart (Nicholas)

Wow man, that was a WAF.

by bbbatj October 2, 2020

waf

what’s a father

do you have a relationship with you’re father? what’s that, waf?

by bakaian😭🙏 February 4, 2025