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Mike Wazowski

1.) A clever Pixar character from Monsters, Inc. and Monsters University who managed to repower and escape from a sealed away door in the second (first in chronological order) film. He's read tons of books on scaring and is an expert at it. His knowledge allows him to parallel Sullivan's beastly prowess in the area and business career of scaring. He's Sully's best friend. They've known each other from their University days and possibly even before. He provides witty, clever, genius and knowledgeable tips to Sully and others about scaring, finance and business. Very funny, he knows how to take jokes and has a good sense of humor. A nice clever guy to hang out with. It's nice to have someone like this in real life.
2.) This is based on the famous breakout from the sealed and contained door from Monsters University. To pull off a Mike Wazowski means to find a quick simple rapid far reaching solution to a complicated problem with cunning and clever well cut skill, typically on an Exam or maybe even a project of some kind.
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1.) Mike Wazowski is so clever and inventive. I enjoy hanging out with him and his buddy Sully. We like to watch scary films, practice scaring, talk about business, products, travel, magazines and whatever opportunities we can find out in the fiercely vibrant exploratory world of business and life.

2.) Did you see that Engineering & Materials exam? Trevor managed to pull of a Mike Wazowski on one of the problems. It was amazing. You should have seen it. He first gave out a few condition statements. It was parallel, well-bound and a few other things, and then crunched out this nice cool path which none of the other students got. And he got it right too. At first the instructor thought it was wrong, but there was some confusion due to an underground gas leak. It turns out he was correct. That was quite the jump. I hope he's okay.
by arvinthsiva January 29, 2019
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wazzock

Popularised by Tony Capstick (in "Capstick Comes Home") in 1981 and used since as a minor insult (similar to how "idiot" is used as an insult).

Originally meant "bull's penis" (originally described to me as "bull's prick"). See also "wazz" for another derivative of this sense of the word. Whether it was ever applied to other animals or humans I don't know - but as "wazz" is used for human urination in the West and North of England, I'd imagine so.

Was fairly rare in Yorkshire before Capstick's popularisation of it in 1981.
You great useless spawny-eyed parrot-faced wazzock
(Tony Capstick, 1981)
by An Unreliable Source June 1, 2007
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wanzor

1. Penis
2. Mech
Your wanzor is sooo sexy!!!!
by Oliolio March 23, 2008
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warezor

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wazok

p. miller is a wazok
by po November 10, 2003
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Wazzob

Wazzob
He is the dick of a ضب that got cut of and wandered until it entered a mad scientist’s lab and turned into a mutant teenage dickhead and inspired the show teenage mutant ninja dickheads but to make it family friendly they suddenly turned into turtles. The last place the wazzob was seen is in the sewers mating with reda and salah. Please report any sight of the dickhead. Thank you
Wazzob is defined as a dickhead species
by Wazzob's owner November 18, 2018
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Waez

Most attractive person with a big d*** and gets all the girls. Very athletic and strong and has a great sense of humour. People look up to him
That guys waez man.
by Abc12:3 July 31, 2019
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