"WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?"
a question you ask yourself when you are not sure what do do in a situation.
so if someone has done something bad to you, you can do these things.
so: you can allow yourself to be killed.
turn water into wine
hang on a cross
write a book and call it the bible
a question you ask yourself when you are not sure what do do in a situation.
so if someone has done something bad to you, you can do these things.
so: you can allow yourself to be killed.
turn water into wine
hang on a cross
write a book and call it the bible
person1:wwjd?
person2: the bible says, ex32:27-29 "with the lords approval, the israelites slay 3000 men.
person1: so we can go kill a bunch of people?
person2: exactly.
person2: the bible says, ex32:27-29 "with the lords approval, the israelites slay 3000 men.
person1: so we can go kill a bunch of people?
person2: exactly.
by if god is real,he's an asshole May 15, 2009
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What Would Bear Grylls Do?
A man of high confidence, talent, and skill, Bear Grylls travels the world untangling himself from deadly situations while having a fabulous accent.
He likes to drink his own pee.
A man of high confidence, talent, and skill, Bear Grylls travels the world untangling himself from deadly situations while having a fabulous accent.
He likes to drink his own pee.
Person 1: Ugh, I forgot my lunch money, now I'll be hungry all day! What should I do?!
Person 2: wwbgd?
Person 2: wwbgd?
by Dulishus Berry (D-Mama) May 11, 2009
Get the wwbgd? mug."What Would Jason Do?" Refers to the fictional character Jason Bourne of the Bourne Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum, as portrayed by Matt Damon, who is repeatedly capable to resolve situations at gunpoint from multiple assaulters, in the most bad ass way possible: by disarming them, kicking their sorry asses, and escaping without getting caught, injured, or killed. What one asks when seeing an intense action scene in a movie, or even when oneself is put in an intense situation.
- Not to be confused with a similar phrase about another fictional character: What Would Jesus Do, in which one asks oneself how to be a self-righteous asshole in everyday life.
- Not to be confused with a similar phrase about another fictional character: What Would Jesus Do, in which one asks oneself how to be a self-righteous asshole in everyday life.
(In a scene where the protagonist is held up by ten people with assault rifles pointed at his head)
WWJD? Beat the fucking shit out of them, disarm them, and get the fuck out of there, that's what! Just like in The Bourne Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum!
WWJD? Beat the fucking shit out of them, disarm them, and get the fuck out of there, that's what! Just like in The Bourne Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum!
by Jeezlebauckle April 11, 2010
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WoW Nerd: Should I kill this noob?
WoW Nerd 2: Dude WWJDFTW?
WoW Nerd: Jesus would kill him for the win.
WoW Nerd 2: Dude WWJDFTW?
WoW Nerd: Jesus would kill him for the win.
by Alana-Jane December 26, 2007
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Instead of a cup of coffee, I get motivated every morning with a simple "WWBWD" question. My world is a better place now.
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