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Woodwind

A section in the marching band that lives to make their section leader (aka jenni) proud.
Look it’s the woodwinds trying to make jenni proud again!
by .l.l.l. November 15, 2022
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Woodwind

(Slang) A hilariously unfortunate yet majestic term for a penis queef—the rare but mighty expulsion of trapped air from the urethra, often following some, uh… enthusiastic activities. Think of it as nature’s tiny jazz solo, an unexpected toot from the flesh flute.
“Dude, I was with my partner last night, and I legit let out a woodwind. Sounded like a sad oboe.”
by xoxolirpa March 14, 2025
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woodlands

Woodlands is near Verhood and is famously renowned as the home of The Mad Dog Lady!
If you think Verhood is shit, you’ve never been to Woodlands!
by Ken Badger March 15, 2018
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Woodcind

Woodcind is the abbreviated for "Wood Creations Ind". It's is a small wood working company that specializes in pallet wood furniture.
Daaaaem, that Woodcind furniture is out of this world. I need some Woodcind in my life.
by BenjiBen10 February 15, 2020
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Woodlands ring sec

woodlands ring sec is not a good school. Many gangster wannabe. Some gangster even shout so loud ( I thot the school was on fire ). Gangster wannabes always use phones in the toilet. Speaking of toilets, the toilets have shit at the side or on the wallls. Idk wat are the cleaners are doing. School is very poor. tables and chairs are all old and in bad condition. Do not have lifts so we have to walk up the stairs everyday. The art room is very old and dusty. Most of the Teachers are fine but ONE of them is very unreasonable, also known as the Karen. The canteen food is very expensive and unhygienic. Most of the food have ants ( there was once with cockroach) I love the chicken rice stall. there are aircons which are displayed. ( never once on ) even though school is poor but the teacher are rich 💰💵. Carpark are full of luxury cars ( have Aston Martin )
food in woodlands ring sec tastes good.

try eating it and hope you can still come to school tomorrow :)
by chickennuggetisgood August 24, 2021
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Whacky Woodbines

An alternative of whacky 'baccy embracing the name of a once-popular brand of English cigarettes (and which so much better than yanky-wanky ones)
TEACHER: Which one of you little sods has been smoking whacky Woodbines? Giv's one, you little bastard.
by Dane Edwards July 3, 2003
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