wok itch

The craving for chinese food.
*Researchers have found that dumping your favorite Chinese cuisine down the front of your pants is the best way to combat “Wok-Itch”

"Hey - let's order from Hunan Garden tonight. I got some serious wok itch."

by swcHQ May 23, 2005

Wok-Fi

Wok-Fi is the new Redneck WiFi.

You take your wireless USB Wifi Antenna, cut a hole in the center of your old Wok lid and super glue it in, than lace the Wok with Tinfoil, shiny side out. And aim it at your neighbor's house and leech his Wifi.

-So my modem busted the other night, no High speed for me.
--What are you going to do?
-Was thinking of going to my buddies and using his Wok-Fi
--Awesome, I gotta get me one of those.

by badassbarr April 16, 2008

WOK JAWNST

The Greatest Rap group reppin the Tampa Bay Area. It all started when a 40 year old black man and a 18 year old white man decided to make Hip Hop Great Again.

You bro u heard that new WOK JAWNST song? that shits a banger!!

by Young Fucc January 13, 2023

wok the dog

Oriental method of cooking cuts of canine, sometimes stir-flied, sometimes stewed. Means of preparing Frydo.

We know the burglar was Chinese: they always finish the kid's math homework and wok the dog.

by Dick Hofheimer October 25, 2009

wok hay

The breath of the wok. Also known as wok hei. Basically the spiritual power that comes when utilizing the great asian cooking tool.

Man, how are you gonna get that wok hay when you use a saucepan?

by et.15 October 17, 2020

Wok of Shame

The walk that you take after you eat way too much at a Chinese restaurant or Chinese buffet. A mixed feeling of shame, guilt, and overall displeasure with the decision that you have just made.

After stuffing ourselves with 4 pounds of chicken lo mein, me and Mike took the Wok of Shame back to work.

by itszando September 25, 2010

wok and roll

an Asian restaurant that serves both Chinese and Japanese food

I wanted both orange peel shrimp and sushi, so I went to a wok and roll restaurant.

by Pandastic June 11, 2015