Witch

A witch is an idiot who believes that spells are actually real

Person 1: Did you hear that Sadie is a witch?
Person 2: Ugh, I did. That's literally so embarrasing.

by rivtides April 26, 2021

witch

Woman
In
Total
Control of
Herself

Man: let me help you-
Woman: no, I don’t need you, I’m a witch, I got this

by Jazzyfizzle May 30, 2022

Witch

Woman with personality, strong and powerful. Usually used by the patriarchy as an insult. The truth is that it's an honour be called like that.

— I don't like her, she's untameable.
+ She's a witch.

by I'm one of those September 1, 2022

Witch

Religion of women or men who are not pagan, heathen or wiccan.

Kendra Belgrad is a Witch.

by Spooky Ghost Girl December 21, 2023

Witch

A horrible person who’s hair doesn’t grow

Kyhane is a witch and her hair doesn’t grow

by hcacptruthsxx January 12, 2024

[Witch]

A witch is a conceited, antagonistic, two-faced (or dual personalities), manipulative, passive-aggressive , cowardly, hateful, trouble starting, backstabbing, evil, sly, secretly plotting, self-centered, snide, self righteous FEMALE that goes out of her way to make trouble for you personally. She is skilled at double entendre, subterfuge, lies, and at playing the injured party (victim) in most any confrontation. A witch is expert at offending in a socially accepted way.

Worshipping pagan gods may play part in this.

One may have righteous feelings of contempt, anger, and hatred towards this witch. One may have a burning desire do violence to this witch, as well as mentally plotting revenge against this witch.

The secretary was a real witch for running off with her married boss and his money the way she did.

by Occasionally Alert February 27, 2019

witch bang

A bad ass 60th wedding anniversary with jungle juice and explosives.

I can't wait until the witch bang....there will be explosives.

by JiddyBob January 19, 2017