Sheer hell that is constipation. The effort to pass a turd that is so difficult it's akin to anal birthing a ten pound watermelon.
Stan had to shit so bad but soon after coping a squat he soon found himself in a Watermelon Squeeze.
by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015
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Person 1: you know that song watermelon sugar?
Person 2: yea it’s about some sugar from a watermelon
Person 2: yea it’s about some sugar from a watermelon
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Get the Watermelon Nigger mug.The most beautiful thing i have ever seen in mah life!!!
A black man's version of finding pure gold covered in platinum
A black man's version of finding pure gold covered in platinum
Black man on phone #1: you will never believe what i just found!
Black man #2: what!
Black man #1: it's watermelón inside of watermelón its the most beautiful thing i have ever seen in mah life!!!
Black man #2: holy crap!
Black man #2: what!
Black man #1: it's watermelón inside of watermelón its the most beautiful thing i have ever seen in mah life!!!
Black man #2: holy crap!
by Killnarnar February 8, 2015
Get the Watermelón inside of watermelón mug.This is what you get when you put Shape Of You by Ed Sheeran through google translate... Fame, fortune and a whole lot of ten year olds singing "Gradually Watermelon" over and over again at the top of their lungs.
Kid 1: Did you see the new shirt that Malinda Kathleen Reese released yesterday?
Kid 2: Ya! Last time she sold the gradually watermelon shirt my parents told me they wouldn't buy it, but now I have a job!
Kid 3(me): I heard about that! I wish I had a job so I could buy it in the re-release...
Kid 2: Ya! Last time she sold the gradually watermelon shirt my parents told me they wouldn't buy it, but now I have a job!
Kid 3(me): I heard about that! I wish I had a job so I could buy it in the re-release...
by AudOdd3 February 25, 2021
Get the Gradually Watermelon mug.Somebody who is Green / environmentally friendly on the outside, but Red / destructive on the inside. (Typically motivated by politics or environmental programs).
Can also be used to describe somebody who is kind / giving on the outside, but has cruel intentions hiding inside.
Politically green terminology
Can also be used to describe somebody who is kind / giving on the outside, but has cruel intentions hiding inside.
Politically green terminology
Their main concern is the environment, but in truth they are a watermelon; green on the outside, completely red on the inside.
by Name_Wel April 8, 2019
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