wad

An annoying kid. Pain in the ass kids. Basically, any kid.

"Bill showed up today, and as usual, he brought his WADS with him." (Based on previuos definitions, this is a good name for a kid, as, where do they start from???)

by Iva Biggun July 25, 2008

Wad

n. a reference to the entire male genitals.

i.e(penis, testicles, foreskin, and scrotum)

David- "Hey, dude. Your wad's visible through those underwear
Trevor-"Oh thanks man. I didn't realize my wad could be seen"

Amy- "Eww.. Donn't touch your wad when you're on Omegle... smh."

by boast_theToaster September 30, 2014

Wad

We are done

Brad: I’m so sorry it didn’t mean anything

Kaylee: wad

Brad: no I’ll change

by Cc2003 September 4, 2020

Wad

A synonym for penis.

Johnathan has a large wad.

by TriangleOfLaughs May 11, 2009

Wad

The act of having no arms or legs, only one main body mass with an inanimate object for an eye(s) and no teeth.

"Look at the Wad over there, her parents must hate to cart her around"

by Wadlover March 7, 2010

a-wad

n. like a-hole, but less offensive.

Big Oil. What a bunch of a-wads.

by Dr. Otto Botte November 12, 2010

Wadding

A fake wedding, the ultimate punchline of being engauged. Most likely an overblown party where the hosts/hostesses are audacious enough to ask for wadding presents in the hopes their friends would just play along and give them a fake wedding in case they never have a real one.

"So we've picked a date for the wadding, and we're registered at Bed Bath and Beyond."

"Did you get your wadding invitation? It's a black tie affair."

"Our wadding is going to be so beautiful...and full of wine and naughty pictures"

"Did you hear, Paul is doing the catering for our wadding?"

by Alana Howard February 1, 2008