Vitez

A fail hacker who has a lot of school smarts, however is not smart on the street. Usually avoids drugs and alcohol, but creates his own in his basement using scientific knowledge. He is also somebody who enjoys licking fuzzy buckey-balls (The 32 C variety)

See the guy with the big fuzzy tongue? He's a Vitez!

by bigcack21465 May 21, 2011

Vitek

Most likely, he is your best friend because he is very kind and positive. He's the smartest in da group. That one dude who really cares about you just because he's not a “cool guy who doesn’t give a shit🤙🏻“. Able to amaze you with his beauty and intelligence. Probably he’s Czech or Slovakian

Who is your best friend?

- Vitek ;)
Wow man, you’re lucky

by Ari :))) November 21, 2021

Me quiero comer a tu vieja

This is a spanish sentence. When you put it in a translator, it says "I want to eat your old lady", but it is a common phrase used in Argentina to say hello. Try to use it when u talk to an argentinian.

A:Hola!
B:Me quiero comer a tu vieja!
A:Como estas?

by anonymous September 9, 2022

vieja loca

my C++ profesor that has alzheimer and other brain diaseases which makes her go crazy during class speaking nonsense that no one understands about anything but C++.
Often gets lost on her own words forgetting that she's teaching a class.

This fu!#@ vieja loca gave me a C on the test!
Hope the pharmacy doesn' t give'er her prescriptions.

by osoroco September 22, 2004

Vite

One who is apeshit at guitar and has killed girls by simply fingering them. ( usually related to "rolando" )

guy: Dude! That guy shreds like a boss!
other guy: Yea man, he must be a Vite!

by TotallyNotRolando July 25, 2012

vítězslav blaha

He is The best person in The entire world

Vítězslav Blaha is not gay

by Bebeko12345 May 19, 2021

vitezslav

Tall white Czech motherfucker, who sails on his dad. This guy is shit at sailing and should probably drown. This guy has a small dick and likes searching up my name when i dont know him.

Allen: Yo slave
vitezslav: im not black
Allen: yh i know white slave
vitezslav : wdym?
Allen: vitezslav = vite(white) slave

Allen: should've czeched before you searched my name

by Notvitezslav February 28, 2019