On Vibrate

To shiver or shake violently

Person1: Dude, calm down!
Person2: I can't! I'm on vibrate!

by xAuToMATTiK January 10, 2010

vibrator boyfriend

A mans worse rival and enemy. A living vibrator !!! It connects well with the emotional side of a women cause it listens to her stories and gives her excessive compliments after it does its job.An abomination that needs to be destroyed !! As long as it lives it will continue stealing the women in our lives !!!

Girl: hey i don't need you and your annoying bad habits.I can have all i want with my new vibrator boyfriend.i can DO whenever i want and i don't have to ask for it.

Guy:I gave you my heart and soul and this is what you choose over me ???

Girl:how about we just be friends.This talking dildo (vibrator boyfriend) can do anything that you can do plus it wont hurt my feelings for stupid reasons and it is compact and can be carried anywhere

Guy : You bitch !!!!

by zingeraddict November 10, 2010

vibrater

a misspelling of vibrator

hornydewd69: and lol omg this chix ttly usd hur vibrater to liek dump me!

youstupidfuck27: It's a vibrator you stupid fuck.

by whydoyouask October 4, 2006

ghost vibrations

when keeping your phone on vibrate, you experience the sensation of vibrations in your pants pocket, purse, etc. only to see that nothing has taken place on your mobile.

"i thought jon was calling me - turns out it was just ghost vibrations"

by boblawblah June 25, 2009

Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall

dipping your cellphone in ice water, shoving it in your ass hole while doing cartwheels and pressing vibrate repeatidly until you can easily shit.

also prevents constipation.

yesterday, kori did a Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall. amber caught her, and video taped her crying.

by shakeitlikeasaltshaker April 25, 2009

Vibrator

<noun>
1) The reason she has a headache.
2) Straight men's worst enemy.
3) A phallic object which vibrates, primarily used to hand women an easy orgasm.

1)
JESSIE: "I have a headache, dear."
JAMES: "... Bitch."
2)
JAMES: "You were in the bathroom a long time, oh well let's get down!"
JESSIE: "I don't feel like it any more."
JAMES: "... Bitch."
3)
JAMES: "How about tonight then?"
JESSIE: "I'm using a vibrator James, I don't need you anymore."
JAMES: "... Bitch."

by Stuart Fletcher January 17, 2005

amish vibrator

riding on a bicycle over a rocky terrane to get yourself off

"Gloria refused to get off of her bicycle. I think she was giving herself an amish vibrator"

by the head pipeliner September 9, 2006