Fast Turtle: "Look at chief Big Hut over there, he hasn't provided food in days..."
Dumb Parrot: "He is turning into quite the Vegetarian."
Dumb Parrot: "He is turning into quite the Vegetarian."
by Mcheco July 21, 2010
A homosexual who abstains from gay sex.
by Dirty.red April 17, 2016
A person who subsides on a diet excluding all meat, poultry and fish. Some vegetarians don't eat animal products as well (milk, cheese, eggs, etc.). Reasons for becoming a vegetarian are wide and varied. Some people do it for their health, some do it for economic purposes, etc.
An annoying aspect of vegetarians is their pushiness about it. Some can make you feel guilty about eating meat (Example 1), by telling you how wrong and cruel the creatures' conditions were. Yes, it's wrong, but it's a business, and it's efficient. That, sadly, is how the business must be run.
Another part of their pushiness is the odd number of facts they throw out at you that have no relevance to the situation at hand and do not help you understand the situation better (Example 2). They also do not realize that death is a part of life. In order for things to live, they have to kill another thing (except for organisms that use photosynthesis). In order for a wolf to live, it has to kill a rabbit. Death and life are intertwined, and it's natural. It's gone on that way for millions of years. Yes, we can stop eating the meat and still be healthy, but people will keep on eating them. Not eating them to "ease the suffering", which is natural in itself is foolish and doesn't work. Yes, the scale it is pulled out on is sickening and cruel, but there is no need to tell the rest of us about it.
Whatever your cause is for being a vegetarian, keep it to yourself. Bitching about it endlessly doesn't help the situation. Do something about it if it is so horrible. Just boycotting doesn't work.
An annoying aspect of vegetarians is their pushiness about it. Some can make you feel guilty about eating meat (Example 1), by telling you how wrong and cruel the creatures' conditions were. Yes, it's wrong, but it's a business, and it's efficient. That, sadly, is how the business must be run.
Another part of their pushiness is the odd number of facts they throw out at you that have no relevance to the situation at hand and do not help you understand the situation better (Example 2). They also do not realize that death is a part of life. In order for things to live, they have to kill another thing (except for organisms that use photosynthesis). In order for a wolf to live, it has to kill a rabbit. Death and life are intertwined, and it's natural. It's gone on that way for millions of years. Yes, we can stop eating the meat and still be healthy, but people will keep on eating them. Not eating them to "ease the suffering", which is natural in itself is foolish and doesn't work. Yes, the scale it is pulled out on is sickening and cruel, but there is no need to tell the rest of us about it.
Whatever your cause is for being a vegetarian, keep it to yourself. Bitching about it endlessly doesn't help the situation. Do something about it if it is so horrible. Just boycotting doesn't work.
1) Alex: I'll take the steakburger.
Mandy: That cow was tortured its whole life in a cage and constantly kept pregnant. How can you eat that, you PIG.
Alex: I just wanted a burger!
2)Alex: The game last night was awesome.
Mandy: Did you know that being a vegetarian can cut your risk of cancer in HALF?
Alex: Where is that duct tape?
The basic idea of the vegetarians is noble, but they refuse to go any further in helping the animals.
Mandy: That cow was tortured its whole life in a cage and constantly kept pregnant. How can you eat that, you PIG.
Alex: I just wanted a burger!
2)Alex: The game last night was awesome.
Mandy: Did you know that being a vegetarian can cut your risk of cancer in HALF?
Alex: Where is that duct tape?
The basic idea of the vegetarians is noble, but they refuse to go any further in helping the animals.
by Angus the SuperDuck June 19, 2005
A heartless monster that causes the widespread suffering of countless fruits and vegetables. It is said that you can actually find vegetarian hideouts by the sound of plant screams. It is a widely known fact that vegetarians have tiny to no penis and are just compensating.
Note: Donald Trump is almost definately a vegetarian.
Note: Donald Trump is almost definately a vegetarian.
Person 1: "What is that heart wrenching sound?!"
Person 2: "It is the cries from the vegetarian carrot penis surgery. They attach carrots to their south poles because they don't have dicks."
Person 1: *faints*
Person 2: "It is the cries from the vegetarian carrot penis surgery. They attach carrots to their south poles because they don't have dicks."
Person 1: *faints*
by TheRealTony001 December 07, 2016
by Sulimania December 03, 2015
missJAY sayss. a vegetarian is someone who is Soft in Life...yet likes to talk shit. wont do ANYTHING about what they seem to have a problem with & the term "vegetarian" is referring to the fact that they act is if they want beef but they really dont want any Beef.
by misssJAY August 13, 2008
Someone who doesn't know how to eat; can't consume food, only the other stuff.
Also someone who supports the cruel and unusual treatment of vegetables, but often won't allow people to give said vegetables better lives through genetic engineering.
Also someone who supports the cruel and unusual treatment of vegetables, but often won't allow people to give said vegetables better lives through genetic engineering.
by Torso boy April 23, 2009