Vaseline Cowgirl

When a really fat chick rides her man with alot of Vaseline because she has a dry twat and he holds on to her love handles and pulls her up and down like he is holding the reins of a horse.

Guy number 1: Dude whats that really loud slamming noise?
Guy number 2: Oh, thats just Dave getting a ride from the Vaseline cowgirl.

by theroyalestella November 30, 2009

mouth full of vaseline

When one speaks to you and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person speaks uncontrollably and babbles without any flow or direction. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" and cut one of thes unfazed individuals off.

Man, that guy was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?

by Brentus August 23, 2005

Vaseline Tax

The fee paid over and above the retail price of an item that is in short supply and high demand. It basically means you are paying for the vaseline they use to sodomize you.

I bought a new Harley the other day had to pay a steep vaseline tax.

by yert December 1, 2009

vaseline city

When one globs Vaseline onto their asshole.

Johnny's girlfriend went to Vaseline city last night before doing anal.

by Realtalk155 September 19, 2016

vasili lainas

Vasili is a man of many myths, they say he has killed two hundred men with nothing but his breath. They say children's souls are still stuck in his pores screaming and spitting out ooze and pus. He wears glasses, oh those poor glasses they have seen too much. He stinks of tuna and Marley and rumor has it if you recite the ritual "poopy, stinky..." in your bathroom window (between 3 am to 5 am) three times he will appear in his natural form. He has slain many woman such as Itzel and Maliik with his mighty Chode. Do not speak the name Vasili Lainas, you have been warned!

Ew, you smell like Vasili Lainas! OMG, he's under my bed, it's it's... it's Vasili Lainas.

by Students of Wex October 30, 2019

Vasuki

She has a personality that revolves around her goals and improving her situation. Captivating She is a delightful person; you can't take your eyes off her. Confident – She trusts her own abilities and knows that she has value. Dazzling – She is the life of the party and impresses everyone she meets.she is the most loyal and kindest person in the world full of fake people.you are the most luckiest man in the world if she becomes your life partner..cute caring and loyal

Vasuki most caring

by @nari November 23, 2021

Vaseline pirate

Someone so addicted to Vaseline, they'll use it for anything and everything

I'm a real Vaseline pirate, I'll even use it at school.

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 8, 2023