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vyloure

on the third of august, the world had no light in it so we had to use a vyloure to turn the darkness away.
by um, gabbie. January 29, 2022
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vapourisor

An small portable electric device which heats the active chemicals in weed and turns them into a vapour which can then be inhaled. Allows a smokeless intake as the weed is not burned as it would be in a pipe or spliff.
Have you tried Steves vapourisor yet, you get a well good hit from it.
by Safecracker G October 15, 2004
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valorant

A new shooter game, similar to CSGO, but with Overwatch type abilities.
"Have you heard of the new game valorant?"
by Tdycubinobs April 9, 2020
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Vapour Lock

The primary cause of snoring in men.

When a man lies on his back to sleep, his balls drop over his arsehole, blocking the main south vent and causing vapour lock. The resultant build-up of burps, farts, heavy exhalation fractions, digestive fumes, beer gas, and weed smoke, then has to be vented to atmosphere by alternative means, which requires his gut gremlins to re-route the gases being expelled back through the primary inhalation channel.

Fortunately this is possible because the exhaust gases, being warmer than the incoming air, rise to the upper half of the esophaegus, and the two vapour streams are able to pass each other going opposite directions in the same pipe.

The actual sound of snoring is comprised of millions of tiny gas molecule voices shouting at each other on the way past. The incoming ones are shouting "Oo, poo, you stink," or variations thereof, and the outgoing ones are calling back "fuck you Pinky, you don't know shit and you're gonna get fisted."

Snoring can be avoided completely by the judicious use of a suitable testicle rest which keeps the butthole uncovered and open. Naturally however this means that a man employing such a device tends to fart more in his sleep.

Women don't like us snoring, but they whinge and moan about the alternative as well. This is because they are essentially moaning bitches with penis envy and were born unhappy, but we still love them.
First woman: "My man is such a pig, whenever he lies on his back to sleep he snores like a walrus chewing a mouthful of wasps."

2nd woman: "He's got vapour lock, silly. I bet he has really big balls."

1st: (blushes) "well, yes, and he can fart like a Trojan too, but only when he's standing up."

2nd: "I wish I had a penis."

1st: "Me too."

(they both sigh)
by Flash the Squirrel March 25, 2013
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chud-vapour

It's a fart thats well dirty it comes from the word chud
It can smell so bad that it may knock you out
That guys chud-vapour was nasty
Did u smell that chud-vapour it nearly knocked me out
That chud-vapour smells like a dirk
Oiii brad that chud vapour was nasty go back to jean city and get ur beatlist
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Valorant Virgin

A looser who has a big ego and bully others to increase its power. Valorant is the source of its power and as long as they spend 16 hours of valorant every day, they will maintain their massive ego and will ruin people's day continuously.
This guy is such a valorant virgin. Very sussy baka.
by Family friendly May 17, 2021
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valor thief

val-or thief \va-lərˈthēf\

noun (2014)

1. One who falsely claims membership or veteran status in the armed forces, law enforcement, or any other similar entity.

SEE ALSO: STOLEN VALOR, VALOR THEFT, STEALING VALOR
"Bill is a valor thief because he claims to be a wounded Army veteran, although he is not a member or veteran of the armed forces."
by scharky August 15, 2014
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