valentines day

The reason why so many people are born in november

"When is your birthday?"

"November 14th"

"Hm, not suprised..."

"Eh, why is that?"

"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"

by Martar October 7, 2008

Valentine’s Day

The glorious day out of the year when pot hub premium is free.

Guy #1: so what are you doing this Valentine’s Day ?
Guy#2: pornhub is free today, bruh

by The guy over there February 14, 2018

Valencat's Day

This holiday is celebrated by those who are alone on Valentine's Day and have an abnormal obsession/relationship with their cat.

While everyone was on a date for Valentine's Day, I spent Valencat's Day watching movies with my cat.

by coffeeandcats January 23, 2013

Valentina

True definition of cuteness. You'll probably think it's just a bright light, but no its Valentina. Valentina is a pretty, sweet, and loving girl that would not give me another chance.

"Yo Evan, do you see that shiny thing?"

"Ya what is that? Is that God?"
"It's better than God. It's Valentina"

by Prof. Cal June 5, 2019

Funny Valentine

the 23rd president of the united states that did absolutely nothing wrong

"funny valentine did nothing wrong" - everybody

by the letter 4 January 27, 2020

Valentino

This particular type of guy is a loving, respectable, caring and outgoing one...but once in bed, he is a beast and is very attractive, but loyal; will also kick your ass if you fuck with him.

"dude, that Valentino guy is a beast".
"ya, totally..i wish i had that name".

by bd457 July 15, 2010

valentines day

The scrutinization of single people day.

Examples proving I am correct about Valentines day:
Hallmark
Godiva
Florists
Enough said.

by Xyrena June 13, 2007