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stefano valentini

A HOT ASS VIDEO GAME VILLIAN FROM:
The Evil Within 2
5'10
148 pounds
Italian 🇮🇹 Born in Italy
Psychotic serial killer photographer
Uses real gore for pictures aka his art
by uoYredruM June 14, 2018
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valentines day

a pathetic attempt at marketing yet another random day of the year. only this one makes both singles and couples feel like shit. if your single you get to watch others parade around with hearts and balloons while feeling lonely and worthless. if your in a relationship you have the obligation of spending yet more money on a ridiculous day and are supposed to act happy for the useless waste of money your partner has gotten for you. either way, valentines day was made for capitalism, not love.
valentines day bf: hey man wat did u get ur girl?

single guy: nothin i get to walk around feeling lonely all day.

valentines day bf: well at least you dont gotta waste your overtime money with a smile on your face.

single guy: true man, true.
by multipersonthought March 3, 2011
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Valentines Day

Single-Awareness Day.
A day for couples to be giddyy in love, and single people to be depressed. Also used to scam people outta their money for cards, flowers, and other gifts.
Single: Tomorrow's Valentines Day? Damn.

Dating: Oh, good! Tomorrow is Valentines Day! Chocolates? Check. Flowers? Check. Giant pink bear? Check.
by HATERR. February 14, 2010
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Valentinesdaysis

The state of replacing a crappy Valentine who turned you down with an even better person or sibling. Best for when inviting a sister to be your Valentine.
I had to get a new valentinesdaysis since my best friend rejected me.
by TaqtoQat January 31, 2009
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Valentimes

When I was little I got into a fight because I thought valentines was spelling like valentimes🤣
by Hehe evil potato June 30, 2021
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Happy Valentines

The act of squeezing ones testicles at the base so they are tense at the top of the fist. This makes a heart shape which you then shine a flashlight on to project a valentine heart on the wall, ceiling, etc. Course hairy nuts can also make this a Nappy Valentines.
Hold em, Squeeze em, shine the light, its a happy valentines!
by Steven Catlett March 29, 2007
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Valentinitis

a serious condition when couples in love show ;

1.signs of PDAs (public displays of affection)
2.loving gazes into each others eyes
3.exchange of gifts
4.flowers roses for the women
5.romantic dinner plans
6.spending some 1 on 1 time alone

note:for some this is just another over hyped advertised holiday
"sighhhhh.....<3.....it's valentine's day"

"cant wait to see my boyfriend/husband"

"those flowers/roses are for me :D" "xoxo"

"i love you sweety baby boo boo bear <3"

"xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox infinity"

||~~~~~"my o my that is some serious valentinitis"~~~~~||

/////||~~~and they lived happily ever after~~~||\\\\\
by faiiiiiryGodDuster February 14, 2008
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