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Valentinitis

a serious condition when couples in love show ;

1.signs of PDAs (public displays of affection)
2.loving gazes into each others eyes
3.exchange of gifts
4.flowers roses for the women
5.romantic dinner plans
6.spending some 1 on 1 time alone

note:for some this is just another over hyped advertised holiday
"sighhhhh.....<3.....it's valentine's day"

"cant wait to see my boyfriend/husband"

"those flowers/roses are for me :D" "xoxo"

"i love you sweety baby boo boo bear <3"

"xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox infinity"

||~~~~~"my o my that is some serious valentinitis"~~~~~||

/////||~~~and they lived happily ever after~~~||\\\\\
Valentinitis by faiiiiiryGodDuster February 14, 2008
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Valentineitis 

The feeling on Valentine's Day when you do not have a Valentine, but your friends do.

Usually, the person is overcome by jealousy and depression.
A: "Hey bro, you got a Valentine?"
B: "Nah, I'm going to have a really bad case of Valentineitis when I think about what you and Sally are going to be doing.."
Valentineitis by Zakul February 13, 2008

Valentitis 

Near Valentine's Day, people become desperate for a valentine and develop Valentitis which causes them to do anything to get a Valentine in time.
"He's been flirting with me so much, I think he has Valentitis"
Valentitis by MandeeSolis March 31, 2012

Valentinisieren 

Means to loose something which might be found later again - or not.
Dude, my wallet was valentinisieren at the party yesterday. Hope it is somewhere.

Answer: I'm sure it is still at the party location - or not.
Valentinisieren by BKL BKL April 18, 2018
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“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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