A holiday that's been capitalized on by corporations in order to push a bunch of useless junk to people who are deceived into thinking that a cuddly Luv bear will make the girl of your dreams love you.

Ah, I can imagine it now. She hates you today, but tomorrow she be swooning over you when you buy her a card!

valentine's day by Conrad February 16, 2004

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Valentine's Day

A very special day, during which those in love can reinstate their love for one another by buying chocolates, teddy bears, roses, and various other items that are related in one way or another to romance.
Singles reside at home, or brave the outside and cast sneers of contempt toward every gift shop and flower stall selling the aforementioned sappy crap.
Also the one day of the year which holds the record for the most attempted suicides.
All in all, a pretty shite day indeed.

"I love you"
"Prove it."
"I bought you all this chocolate"
"It'll make me get fat"
"Oh, well, never mind that, here. A rose. Happy Valentine's Day. Can we have sex now?"

Valentine's Day by bitter singleton. February 9, 2009

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Valentine's Day Porridge

Semen, ejaculate, jizzum, spooge, spunk, ceiling spackle, cum.

Come over here and get your Valentine's Day porridge, dear.

Valentine's Day Porridge by Ezekial Dantes July 6, 2010

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Valentime's Day

The same thing as Valentine's Day. It is pronounced Valentime's Day by idiots that don't know the difference and use and M instead of an N. The illeterate way of saying Valentine's Day.

What are you getting your girlfriend for Valentime's Day??

Valentime's Day by annieoakley May 15, 2010

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