vacuum pussy

A pussy that sucks all the juices out of a dick, must be installed, batteries not included, don't turn on full power or you may take the whole cock off

"My girlfriend used the vacuum pussy on me last night. Now I am fucking dickless!"

by Qwerty12e January 14, 2017

Vacuum Masturbation

When you use a vacuum's hose attachment to clean the body of the vacuum.

I had lots of fun sucking up the spider webs with Vacuum Masturbation

by E.N. Smith October 1, 2008

vacuum seal double hand schlop schlop manuever

to give a really good shuck wilst stroking the cock extremely.

she used the vacuum seal double hand schlop schlop manuever

by AlabamianFootballPlayer June 4, 2018

Vacuum My Sausage

The most awkward way possible to ask someone to give you a blow-job. This would be one of the most inappropriate and incorrect ways of asking for one.

"I think that creep is hitting on me. Can we please leave?"
"What did he say?"
"Vacuum My Sausage."
"Oh god. Let's get out of here.."

by hazfreckles November 2, 2011

Vacuum Kiss

The surprising act of sucking the oxygen out of someone's mouth when they lean in to kiss you.

The date went great until he vacuum kissed me outside my house! WTF!

by Snydergate June 13, 2017

vacuum-mouth

When there is no other way to clean something up (without making more of a mess) than to suck it up with your mouth ,like noo-noo.

"crap I spilt coffee on my laptop and its between the keys!"
"Quick! just vacuum-mouth it!"

by Iamem May 6, 2012

Vacuum Job

When a women uses a vibrator on herself while giving a blowjob, creating a suction and buzzing sound from the vibrator

Last night we both came so hard from her amazing vacuum job

by bzzzzslurp November 18, 2010