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Vanoss

vanoss is god
by neefakins November 16, 2016
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Vanessa

Vanessa is a name for the most incredible girl she is hot, beautiful, sexy, thick, perfect, and really good at kissing and in bed also she is sweet, loyal, independent, and a really good friend She is lovable and easy to talk to she is mean and looks cold but once you get to know her she is super sweet and loyal And when she loves someone she is sweet special and perfect a total baddie.
'm in love with that girl she i sweet loyal adorable and protective she is total girlfriend material.

Is her name Vanessa?
Yes.
Of course she is.
by Exposing a pussy 2016 March 19, 2017
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Vanoss

precious owl canadian thats honestly buff but cute at the same time. his names evan fong, or vanoss, and he makes videos with his friends. hes apparently the leader of the bbs (banana bus squad) but tbh hes just not the leader type and hes a child but we still love the heck out of him.
me, gasping: how could you not know vanoss?
timmy: i dunno
me, shoving vanoss merch in his face: TIMMY I SWEAR VANOSS IS THE BESTEST YOUTUBER EVER
by kryozfanboy January 11, 2019
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Vanessa

The perfect woman. Someone who will always be nice to you. You will want her to be your best friend, and if that does happen, you will fall in love with her. She has beautiful brown eyes, long, curly hair, and a perfect, white smile. Once you love her, it hurts to be apart. If you love something, set it free. If you set Vanessa free, you'll regret it.
Boy 1: Hey, I just hooked up with Vanessa!
Boy 2: Dude that's awesome, who's Vanessa?
Boy 1: You don't know who Vanessa is? She's the most beautiful girl you'll ever see. She has sparkling brown eyes, and you couldn't ask for more.
Boy 2: Bro I'm so jealous of you!
by Noah_Bear June 7, 2013
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Vanessitis

Vanessitis

When a short Asian girl that acts like a blond, bites you and you begin having strange symptoms that may include.....Questioning your sexual orientation, making out with your hand, checking yourself out every five minutes, asking simple minded questions, develops sudden narcolepsy, talks about to much random things, starts to lose or have no common sense, saying "Huh" to everything, feeling lost and starts to bite other people.
Dude1: Omg dude do you see that guy he's so cute...wait what am I saying I'm not gay...or am I? *Looks at a mirror* OH DANM IM HOT!
Dude2: Are you okay bro?
Dude1: I'm not to sure...Hey what's my phone number...OMG I JUST REMEMBERED!
Dude2: Ummm...What?
Dude1: I have...wait i forgot...*Falls asleep*
Dude2: Yup he has Vanessitis...I told him to stay way from the Asians girls *SMH
by Hidaka_Yuki December 25, 2011
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Vanessa hEeheEe

Vanessa is nice, shy, funny as heck, cool, smart, and so how AMAZINGLY, TERRIFIC, WONDERFULLY, CREATIVELY, TALENTED at art, it's like so neat, detailed, smooth, and effortful! And likes KPOP🤠😗but other than that Vanessa is a amazing, cheerful, sarcastic friend and really funny when you get to know her!😭💜
Yo mom: Vanessa hEeheEe is smexy like no other!
by YOMOMISMOMYO September 11, 2019
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Vansaddenfreuden

The melancholy one feels when one’s van is in the shop.
The Summer of Scott was briefly paused as the van’s clutch needed to be replaced, parts sourced, bits and bobs sorted, and all he could feel was vansaddenfreuden.
by Remington Von Steele May 17, 2022
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