R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P.

Respondez sil vous plait as soon as possible.

(via email)
Sarah, the car insurance policy expires tomorrow. Should I just renew or shop for better quotes?

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P.

by AbnormalBoy September 1, 2004

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

V.H.S.

Vibration Hallucination Syndrome. When you text so much that you feel your phone vibrate when it hasn't.

-Guy 1 is constantly checking his phone-
Guy 2: "Dude, no one's texted you the last 10 times you looked."
Guy 1: "I know, but I felt it vibrate like 50 times."
Guy 2: "You got that V.H.S."

by Z-Drizzle69B October 22, 2010

shar.s.v.p.

to do the opposite of what you say you are going to do, specifically for planned events or gatherings. the opposite of a r.s.v.p.

did he shar.s.v.p. that he was going to the party on saturday? i have no idea why he never showed up. he never does what he says he is going to do.

by The_Planner_2011 March 21, 2011

S.V.A.T.D

Sad
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The
Disvo
A small sort of business enterprise in the making

Šmåłł ßëgįńñgïngš

Yo SVATD really out here RUNNIN SHIIII V
S.V.A.T.D-sad voys at the disvo

by Offvial S.V.A.T.D VRO-LEAD January 11, 2020

S.W.A.V.E.S.

An acronym for (Stop Waiting, And Value Every Second)
North Carolina based music group... (Naledge, Mayne, Davvy Duffle, Dutch, D.W., Young Drama, Diquel)

Y'all ain't messin wit da S.W.A.V.E.S.

by Swavvy Davvy December 22, 2016

Y.V.H.S (yucca valley high school)

the shittiest highschool a frehman can ever go to.

joe had to go to Y.V.H.S. he said its the shittiest school you can ever go to as a freshman.

by nicky howen May 1, 2004