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urbdictard 

person that submits another persons name to Urban Dictionary with definitions to show how much they love/hate the subject
(ie. Mandy - the most beautiful girl in the world)
Not a douche 1: Did you see that Joey submitted Mandy to Urban Dictionary?
Not a Douche 2: Yeah, that guy's an urbdictard.Coo
urbdictard by Angrierthanu February 1, 2012

Urbdiction 

A disease that originated from 1999 which progress over time and is most common from ages 10-30. The disease typically first occurs when someone had their first exposure to Urban Dictionary and progress over time to the point they became a complete mental retard.

The stages of urbdiction in order are:

1. Mild, 2. Moderate low, 3. Moderate high, 4. High, 5. Extreme, 6. Insane, 7. Retardation and 8. URBDICT!!

Some signs of urbdiction are:

1. Uncontrolled usage of urban dictionary for a creepy amount of times a day.
2. Creating new definitions nonstop even if they make no utter sense.
3. Killing someone for insulting Urban Dictionary for even the slightest bit.
4. Having a goal to meet Aaron Peckham one day and thinking that you are meant to be aka marriage.
5. Would sacrifice your life for Urban Dictionary,
6. Worshipping Urban Dictionary aka following urbdism.
Doctor: Hows everything?
Urbdict: Recently I've been so addicted to Urban Dictionary that I flunked college, but its ok.
Doctor: Umm, you have mild urbdiciton, beware.

3 years later

Doctor: Have you beat ur addiciton?
Urbdict: I broke up with my wife for the sake of Urban Dicitonary.
Doctor: OMG, you need professional help for moderate Urbdiction!

2 years later:

Doctor: Any progress?
Urbdict: Sorry to say but I killed a person who said Aaron Peckham is a nerd!!!
Doctor: I'M SERIOUS GET OFF YOUR URBDICTION RIGHT NOW OR IM GONNA BAN URBAN DICTIONARY, NVM I BANNED IT NOW!!
Urbdict: *suicides*
Doctor: *sighs* There is a new pandemic worse than corona named URBDICTION!
Urbdiction by lord of the words 446 December 12, 2020

UrbDic Pimp 

A person who does not have the balls to have a Urban Dictionary account and instead pressures Urban Dictionary contributors to define it’s crazy ass words.
Dudette : What the fuck is he saying?
Dude: He’s just some UrbDic Pimp, don’t mind him.
UrbDic Pimp by AlabamaBaby March 20, 2021
You're not supposed to say UrbDic, it's UrDic.
Can you search the UrbDic from UrDic?

urbdict induct 

newly submitted words and terms are officially awarded this as soon as the great Urban Dictionary editors grant them their approval
When a term is accepted by UD editors (who are so sexy) for inclusion in Urban Dictionary, it is said to have received an 'urbdict induct'.

Urbdicting 

making up a word, and then using urban dictionary to try and get it to catch on.
my friends an idiot, he spent all of his day off urbdicting his stupid catchphrases