Uranus

Uranus facts
Planet type: gas giant
Diameter: 50 724 km
Pronunciation: "Your Anus"

Ideal conversation topic with a friend:

You: What is 50 000 kilometers wide and full of gas?
Friend: idk
You: Uranus!!!! *laughs uncontrollably*
Friend: wtf...
You: Facts, just search uranus diameter on google and you will realise its wider than earth.
Former friend: You're in deep trouble

*fight*

*1 hour later*

You: *in hospital* let's be friends again?

Friend: *also in hospital* of course, we have always been good friends

Uranus is huge. I mean, it really is.

Uranus by 200+ IQ person May 29, 2022

Uranus

A heavily underrated planet who falls victim to a lame joke that 5th graders make

I saw Uranus last night!
SA:LKDHGA"LKFNV :AOIELHTFA:>L?JSW URANUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH UrANUS GET IT A:LVHA"EOIGHDS<N:OWIHFSZ<JWIEpfoihweofhomxenfow48weopiruyt

Uranus by SkittleTheBetta November 25, 2022

Uranus

A very funny planet name, used for jokes

"Uranus is a beautiful sight"
"Ikr!"
"Lol"

Uranus by YourLocalGrape December 25, 2022

Uranus

Something really stinky

He's just a walking Uranus when he passes gas

Uranus by JingleJingle123 March 14, 2023

Uranus

The 7th planet from the sun, and also the punchline for stupid jokes made by stupid little kids.

Teacher: Uranus is a gas planet
Kid: hahahahaha Ur-anus hahahahahahah

Uranus by Moonlight423 August 10, 2023

Uranus

Separate the r and the a, that’s what’s so funny about this Planet! It also has hydrogen sulfide, which has the exact smell of farts

Uranus is the 7th planet from the Sun, and it has a funny name

Uranus by JupiterThePlanet August 20, 2023

uranus

a planet in the solar system. duh

P1: uranus makes me feel good..
P2: ayo wtf?

uranus by legendaryidiot September 20, 2023