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upgrade whore

When a person wants the latest and greatest release of software or hardware. Term used by professional/computer geeks in the Information Technology field. Being an upgrade whore has consequences, for example, glitches, bugs, usability, etc.
Tim upgraded to iOS 7, but now he is having trouble with his Wireless and bluetooth connectivity. That's what he gets for being an upgrade whore. He should have waited for iOS 7.1.
by Disgruntled IT guy October 26, 2013
mugGet the upgrade whoremug.

Beer upgrade

When you have weak beer and add liquor to it to get more bang for your buck.

Can also be done to get your friends hyped before a party.

Also known as Bupgrade
Yo Johnny let’s get that beer upgraded, we got a party to go to tonight.
by TheFightingProctor May 23, 2021
mugGet the Beer upgrademug.

Upgraded cuddles

The act in which two individuals are cuddling that leads to sexy time.
Last night Stephanie asked for some Upgraded cuddles while we were watching Netflix.
by Eternalness July 11, 2016
mugGet the Upgraded cuddlesmug.

field upgrade

A rechargeable equipment featured in the call of duty franchise you earn these equipment overtime by killing or taking an objective, examples such as: stopping power, dead silence, Sam turret and etc.
Why the fuck did infinity ward add dead silence as a field upgrade, fuck this I'm going back to black ops 4.
by A fuel tank December 5, 2020
mugGet the field upgrademug.

Upgrade

Upgrade- also known as a Nancy. often referred to as the love of a Joel's Life.
''I upgraded my lifestyle by getting myself a Nancy.''
by Joellvn June 10, 2017
mugGet the Upgrademug.

Get your license upgraded

Euphemism for getting a girlfriend.

Stems from the idea that upgrading one's probationary license to a full license signifies maturation; as would the entering of an 'adult' or legitimate relationship.
Dude, you should grow up and get your license upgraded.

What do you mean, I hardly drive.

No...dude you need to keep up on your lingo--get a girlfriend.

Oh.
by Philosofickle Carlos June 11, 2011
mugGet the Get your license upgradedmug.

seventh level upgrade

when a huMan being needs to upgrade to the next level of life, job, career, relationsHip or consciousness.

Can be used sarcastically to those you wish to wake up or to someone you want to see achieve greatness.
Ex 1: Johnny is so caught up on telling everyone else to "move on" and "let it go" that he doesn't see he's the one stuck in the past; serious seventh level upgrade needed.

Ex 2: Sweetheart, I think it's time for a seventh level upgrade. You're boss doesn't appreciate you or your talent; it's time to move up the ladder and really affect change that will help people.
by sevenlevels November 30, 2013
mugGet the seventh level upgrademug.

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