Live laugh loosen up a bit

Live life to the fullest ; Not holding back. Or used when your friend is being a uptight bitch

Hey Emily you have to live laugh loosen up a bit and stop being so uptight in class

by Live laugh loosen up maker 2.0 February 4, 2020

Upanishads

Any of a class of speculative prose treatises composed between the 8th and 6th centuries B.C. And first written A.D. C1300: they represent a philosophical development beyond the Vedas, having as their principle message the unity of Brahman and atman

Upanishads

by App2011 October 29, 2011

Upashna

If you have Upashna in your life you should thank your lucky stars ‘cause she’s a rare one. She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s kind, she’s compassion. She’s probably the manic pixie dream girl of your dreams but not every guy can handle Upashna, in fact not a lot of guys deserve Upashna ‘cause it’s not easy to match up to the level of love she’ll have to offer. She’s the kind of girl Mac DeMarco writes songs for. The kind of bestie you’d want to watch re-runs of Sam Levinson and Sofia Coppola films with. The kind that’ll make your life better just by being in it. She gives off the LDR (specifically- born to die) typa beat <3

Upashna is the coolest girl ever<3

by rings November 23, 2021

Dial up a blitz

To order a round of shots.

Hey man, I need a jager bomb... dial up a blitz.

by PNash December 11, 2009

Put up a bag

1. Euphemism for 'pitch a tent', or to get an erection
2. To crash at a friends apartment

1. "Wow, John really put up a bag over Heather's tits eh?"
2. "I'm slithered... Can I put up a bag at yours tonight man?"

by Ess Boyer December 6, 2011

Straight up a ho

A subset example of the affects of stripper mentality. Usually a woman who as a stripper became accustomed to making ungodly amounts of money in short time spans. In the process draining men of their possessions and bank accounts. However, now as age has taken hold and beauty has faded she resorts to the oldest make a buck profession. That's right, massage with a happy ending.

Dude: Jake, what's up with your girls mom? She be suddenly frontin a lot of money and new stuff. What gives?

Jake: She's straight up a ho! Giving lonely old men happy ending massages and telling them what they want to hear.

by T_rump_supporter July 17, 2016

Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass

A pretty damn dark place.

When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.

by bigballer6969 March 18, 2009