That bitch Betsy is universatile and can give a human or alien a handjob while in a car or a spaceship.
by Eilholsimjan July 10, 2018
Get the Universatile mug.A dumbass term "coined" by the "Worthless of all Skids" Johnny Shadoe. It is a "new" idea to use all 3 methods of identification that is mandated by his own will somehow, with no regulation or policy in place.--Totally not Multi Factor Authentication (MFA) at all.
HeY gUyS, u3fa - uNIVERSAL 3 FACTOR AUTHENTICATION (U3Fa). sOMETHING YOU KNOW PASSWORD. sOMETHING YOU HAVE, STATE ISSUED DRIVERS LICENSE OR ID THAT CAN BE INSERTED INTO DEVICE. sOMETHING YOU ARE, THUMB PRINT IN CONJUNCTION WITH ID. iMPLEMENTATION AND HARDWARE COSTS COULD BE OFFSET BY FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS AND GOVERNMENTS WHO ARE ALREADY LOOSING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS BECAUSE OF ALL THESE ISSUES. "mANDATORY" ADOPTION OF END USERS. iF YOU DON'T ACCEPT THESE CONDITIONS YOU CAN'T DO BUSINESS WITH THE COMPANIES YOU WANT TO. E.G. aPPLE, aMAZON ETC ... iT'S A CULTURE SHIFT THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN. tHIS IS HOW WE DO THINGS NOW.
by Fox with no fur July 31, 2019
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When you miss going to universal with your friend and you look at all the good times you had and you realize how much you life sucks, yeet. Also you remember all the jokes and you realize how you should have done more, so much regret. SMH
by Heyyeets December 10, 2018
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by NeuroDistortion September 20, 2004
Get the Universal Orlando mug.Learned and adopted by males at an early age, the universal female rating system is widely accepted by most modern cultures. The system is used by rating either a females personality, or more popularly used, physical attributes, on a scale of 1 to 10. One signifying a total ugly, fat, un-doable dog-faced whore, to a 10 being a beautiful, perfectly proportioned gift from god.
The Universal Female Rating System is widely accepted anytime during conversation, especially when difficulty is found trying to explain a woman you saw- anywhere.
The Universal Female Rating System is widely accepted anytime during conversation, especially when difficulty is found trying to explain a woman you saw- anywhere.
Example of the Universal Female Rating System
Joe: "Dude, our waitress is a 9."
Kyle: "Are you kidding? She has a lazy eye! She's a 6 at best."
Joe: "Yeah, but her ass is a 10, and its not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face."
Kyle: "True."
Joe: "Dude, our waitress is a 9."
Kyle: "Are you kidding? She has a lazy eye! She's a 6 at best."
Joe: "Yeah, but her ass is a 10, and its not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face."
Kyle: "True."
by KyleFPS October 28, 2008
Get the Universal Female Rating System mug.Spud lubed his bunghole with some green dragon, so that his gay lover could more easily administer the universal reprimand.
by RNC September 16, 2008
Get the universal reprimand mug.If you watch the episode of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air where Will trys to get a contract for Ashley's singing talent, you will hear the producer ask about universal lubricant.
by Jessica February 26, 2006
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