wank udders

An alternative name for the fine creation that is the breasts.

"Man she had some hot wank udders"
"I've seen better wank udders on your mum"

by Doggers June 24, 2007

Joe udders Cockayne

A name for a male with a overdosage of female hormones which causes ones nipples to be enlarged to the size of a grown mans testical

"joe udders cockayne his nipples were so massive"

by Michael Cockayne July 31, 2016

Flip Cow Udders

Extreme version of "Flip a tit". Called "Flip Cow Udders" because cow udders are like giant tits.

Dude when She finds out He wants to dump Her She'll flip cow udders!!!

by Weakest Link August 22, 2009

big spunky udders

huge paps that have just been jizzed on

"check the big spunky udders on this cow"

by frank pubes December 31, 2004

Butter from another udder

Butter made from the milk of any animal other than a cow. ie, human, dog, antelope, giraffe.

Gerth: "This toast tastes funny."
Nobby: "That's 'cause I made the butter."
Gerth: "You mean...."
Nobby: "That's right baby! It's butter from another udder!!"

by Big Pimp Daddy March 21, 2011

Pulling my Udder

For when someone is messing with you/annoying you

Cmon dude you’re really pulling my udder

by GiocoGiacobbe October 24, 2020

Death Udders

When you go to milk a cow with appendicitis, sit down and grab an udder.. The appendix bursts. The cow shudders and crumples to the floor squeezing its udders between the floor and trapping your arms inbetween them. The moment of squishy impact the udders explode resulting in a mass of milk, appendix juice and gushing anal fluids spraying in your eyes and in your mouth. All this is too much for your body to handle so it comes out of your ass the other end and shoots you upwards.. snapping your neck and killing the both of you instantly.

Go suck on some death udders.

by GUSHING ANAL BADGER December 14, 2010