cum udder

the part of a man you such on to get the milky substance out

man are my balls blue , i wish she would milk my cum udder

by Steven A Sayegh November 16, 2006

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Porch Udder

When you stick your hard dick through a woven lawn chair and someone reaches under there and gives you a serious handjob.

Last night I was naked on the porch with my hard dick through the bottom of the lawn chair when Tina came out and gave me a serious fuckin porch udder.

by Yoz D September 7, 2010

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Udderly Ass

When someone or something is irrelevant to you or is acting like an ass shoe.Also could mean what someone is acting like then the word is used.

Oh my god, this class is so udderly ass when am I going to need this in life.

by Udderly Ass November 7, 2016

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uddersucker

One who still consumes the breast milk of interspecies mammals.
ie, Goats, Bovine (cows) and dogs ... and cats.

Some Famous Chef who pretends to cry about child welfare but is actually just a brand to make poultry more expensive to gullible snobs:

Just put a nice block of buttah on ya pa-ta-toes and you'll be right as rain.

Vegan:
The brand formally known as Sainsbury's Jamie Oliver is a right uddersucker.

by The Vegan Revolution April 23, 2017

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