Uptown Bitch

An independent woman can be described as an Uptown Bitch.

You know you got an uptown bitch when she buys them tittes her damn self.

by breezzy fosheezzy September 1, 2011

Uptown Girl Facial

When, in the final momemts of giving a blowjob, the girl pulls back, SPILLING THE MARTINI that was balanced on top of her head, mixing martini and bukkake.

She got a uptown girl facial at the party on the upper east side last weekend.

by Darkcobra May 1, 2009

Uptos

An Australian slang asking you what you're upto? Asking what's up? Also Another way of asking to hang out

"Oi bruzzah uptos?"
"Nothing much just chilling"

by Bruvvah_lad@22 July 23, 2016

Uptown Funk

The famous song of 2015 featuring Bruno Mars

I love the song Uptown Funk

by Bruh22470 January 26, 2015

uptown girl

A rich girl,or a girl that lives uptown

A celibrity

I'm an uptown girl,that lives in a mansion.

by Marstar February 24, 2008

uptown

A place in new orleans. Mostly heard of in local rap music, some wards uptown are 3, 13, 17 etc. The streets aren't the safest place to be because the streets are riddled with violence and drug dealing.

"U must dont know my background, I been a donkey straight from uptown"

"load the glocks and meed me uptown"

by [e-mail] February 1, 2005

Uptonian

New benchmark for symmetry on planet earth.
( pertaining to Kate Upton )

( Bikini girls at beach )
Dude 1 : Hey man, look at those boobs , they are so.. .... ...so.... ....
Dude 2 : Uptonian ?

by game_dog December 20, 2013