1. mark it as gay 2. get personal
3. use stereotypes
4. use 10 times the word "pretentious"
5. say that people who are common with this are the biggest shit of mankind, killers of seal babies and the cause of your sexual frustration
6. pretend to be individual and type the same stuff, that every other basher said about the described thing
7. send it to UD
A place where little pre teens look up words beccause they want to look hip and know what every slang word means.
Rob: You're such a poseur, you fake punk rocker.
Tiff: NUH UH! URBANDICTIONARY TOLD ME PUNK IS AVRIL LAVIGNE!!
Rob: Douche bag...
Tiff: NUH UH!! -runs off to check urban dictionary for definition on Douche bag, and indeed realizes she is one.-