twitterant

A rant on twitter, usually stretching out over multiple tweets and often branching into pissing matches with people who reply.

Jake went on a twitterant after reading that racist asshole's website.

by mat_catastrophe January 8, 2013

Twitterbate

Using Twitter to masturbate from tweeted porn scenes

Guy 1: Did you hear so and so was twitterbating
Guy 2: What on earth is twitterbating?
Guy 1: Opens Twitter and goes to Twitter porn
Guy 2: Oooooooooooooooh.
#Twitterbate
#Twitterbating
#Twitter porn

Instead of going to traditional pornsites or having sex Tim, Jesse, Ryan, Brian, Jake, Paul and Mary decided to twitterbate that day.

by Andre Hayes May 22, 2022

Twitterbating

The act of twittering. In the process of twittering. Often applied to those who twitter on a constant basis.

OMG. Ever since Brian found out about twitter he's been twitterbating all the time.

Me? I'm just twitterbating right now. What are you up too?

by spectreU98 June 29, 2009

twitterary

A secretary who handles a celebrity's twitter account. Some celebrities can't be bothered to tweet for themselves.

"OMG, I just got a tweet from that chick who went crazy on Meal Or No Meal! She's gonna be on Dancing With The Biggest Losers!"

"No way, dude. She has a twitterary handle that. She doesn't do her own tweets."

"A twitterary?"

"Oh, yeah, you've been breathless over the tweets of some underling!"

by Oliver Faltz November 27, 2009

Twitteracy

One's level of aptitude, in the understanding and use of the social micro-blogging site, Twitter. Those completely baffled by this medium of communciation can be said to be low in the level twitteracy.

I'm sorry son, you'll have to explain what this "tweet" business entails, i'm afraid my twitteracy is not as proficient as yours.

by CalebJeremiah September 3, 2009

twitterati

A combination of twit (an insignificant, bothersome person) and glitterati (social elites). The twitterati is a group of gay men that are not important, but think they are. Members of the twitterati are usually pretentious and preppy, well-groomed and snotty. Depending on where you live and what social class they are trying to attain, members of the twitterati will either bore you with the latest news on Paris Hilton and Britney Spears or go on and on about their up-and-coming career in opera or their plans to have a penthouse in Manhattan.

Can be used collectively, or to address individual members within a twitterati group as a whole.

Those idiots think they got class, but really they are just some fugly little twitterati.

by SPTaylor March 27, 2008

Twitterbomb

When people following you on twitter get mobile device updates from your tweets. Most humorous when they are all in the same room.

During our meeting, I tweeted how bored I was and unknowingly sent a twitterbomb to everyone in the room.

by kcsat0m1k February 4, 2010